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Nailing the ACAS Gimmick

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Woody Guthrie
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Re: Nailing the ACAS Gimmick

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My name is Mark Briers and I am Royal Mail's chief data and analytics officer
Would that be the same Professor Mark "data" Briers who worked for Simon on the Test and Trace spaff-a-thon?

Scathing report blasts ‘unimaginable’ £37bn cost of coronavirus test and trace system
https://archive.ph/DgQHU
when I talk about statistics and data, I genuinely do know what I am talking about,
Now I'm no professor but even I can tell £37 billion is a hell of a statistic.
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Re: Nailing the ACAS Gimmick

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Woody Guthrie wrote:
30 Sep 2022, 10:29
My name is Mark Briers and I am Royal Mail's chief data and analytics officer
Would that be the same Professor Mark "data" Briers who worked for Simon on the Test and Trace spaff-a-thon?

Scathing report blasts ‘unimaginable’ £37bn cost of coronavirus test and trace system
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.indepe ... html%3famp
when I talk about statistics and data, I genuinely do know what I am talking about,
Now I'm no professor but even I can tell £37 billion is a hell of a statistic.
It makes me furious how these disastrously incompetent losers always fail upwards.

37Bn is about 600quid for EVERY man, woman and child in the UK. Wasted.

They should be publicly shamed and not welcome in any job ever again. Flipping burgers in MacDs is above their station, never mind running a multi-million corporation.
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Re: Nailing the ACAS Gimmick

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sindba wrote:
30 Sep 2022, 10:55
Woody Guthrie wrote:
30 Sep 2022, 10:29
My name is Mark Briers and I am Royal Mail's chief data and analytics officer
Would that be the same Professor Mark "data" Briers who worked for Simon on the Test and Trace spaff-a-thon?

Scathing report blasts ‘unimaginable’ £37bn cost of coronavirus test and trace system
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.indepe ... html%3famp
when I talk about statistics and data, I genuinely do know what I am talking about,
Now I'm no professor but even I can tell £37 billion is a hell of a statistic.
It makes me furious how these disastrously incompetent losers always fail upwards.

37Bn is about 600quid for EVERY man, woman and child in the UK. Wasted.

They should be publicly shamed and not welcome in any job ever again. Flipping burgers in MacDs is above their station, never mind running a multi-million corporation.
But the sad thing is they just move onto the next job on massive salaries and mess them up.
Whinealot
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Re: Nailing the ACAS Gimmick

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Martin Walsh wrote:
30 Sep 2022, 08:19
Simon Thompson has recruited someone who complies data for Simon on PDA -OA , traffic performance rates etc.

They have a room in Mount Pleasant they call the performance room with every office PDA OA results and how quick they should be sorting. This data is what there plans are based on.

He calls him Data Mark !
More like skid Mark if his data is the way ST is using it!
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I-POSTIE wrote:
30 Sep 2022, 10:52
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Wolf91
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Re: Nailing the ACAS Gimmick

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POSTMAN wrote:
30 Sep 2022, 09:56
Martin Walsh wrote:
30 Sep 2022, 08:19
Simon Thompson has recruited someone who complies data for Simon on PDA -OA , traffic performance rates etc.

They have a room in Mount Pleasant they call the performance room with every office PDA OA results and how quick they should be sorting. This data is what there plans are based on.

He calls him Data Mark !

He's a professor so have some respect-He knows what he is talking about. (joke btw-just in case)
My name is Mark Briers and I am Royal Mail's chief data and analytics officer.
Now you may also not know that I am a professor of statistics. so when I talk about statistics and data, I genuinely do know what I am talking about,
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Why anyone with any professionally capacity or integrity would have to say “I do genuinely know what I’m talking about” is beyond me.
It makes him look like just another Royal Mail shirker, which is more than likely the case anyway.
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Re: Nailing the ACAS Gimmick

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Woody Guthrie wrote:
30 Sep 2022, 10:29
My name is Mark Briers and I am Royal Mail's chief data and analytics officer
Would that be the same Professor Mark "data" Briers who worked for Simon on the Test and Trace spaff-a-thon?

Scathing report blasts ‘unimaginable’ £37bn cost of coronavirus test and trace system
https://archive.ph/DgQHU
when I talk about statistics and data, I genuinely do know what I am talking about,
Now I'm no professor but even I can tell £37 billion is a hell of a statistic.

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sindba
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Re: Nailing the ACAS Gimmick

Post by sindba »

POSTMAN wrote:
30 Sep 2022, 21:16
Woody Guthrie wrote:
30 Sep 2022, 10:29
My name is Mark Briers and I am Royal Mail's chief data and analytics officer
Would that be the same Professor Mark "data" Briers who worked for Simon on the Test and Trace spaff-a-thon?

Scathing report blasts ‘unimaginable’ £37bn cost of coronavirus test and trace system
https://archive.ph/DgQHU
when I talk about statistics and data, I genuinely do know what I am talking about,
Now I'm no professor but even I can tell £37 billion is a hell of a statistic.

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NHS Covid-19 App · Full-timeNHS Covid-19 App · Full-time
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https://www.linkedin.com/in/markbriers/ ... xperience/
f***ing hell I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Re: Nailing the ACAS Gimmick

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sindba wrote:
30 Sep 2022, 22:34
POSTMAN wrote:
30 Sep 2022, 21:16
Woody Guthrie wrote:
30 Sep 2022, 10:29
My name is Mark Briers and I am Royal Mail's chief data and analytics officer
Would that be the same Professor Mark "data" Briers who worked for Simon on the Test and Trace spaff-a-thon?

Scathing report blasts ‘unimaginable’ £37bn cost of coronavirus test and trace system
https://archive.ph/DgQHU
when I talk about statistics and data, I genuinely do know what I am talking about,
Now I'm no professor but even I can tell £37 billion is a hell of a statistic.

Lead ScientistLead Scientist
NHS Covid-19 App · Full-timeNHS Covid-19 App · Full-time
Apr 2020 - Jun 2021 · 1 yr 3 mos

https://www.linkedin.com/in/markbriers/ ... xperience/
f***ing hell I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Do both its f--kn unreal
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Re: Nailing the ACAS Gimmick

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Can't get the link. I take it Simple Simon brought Skid Mark from his Highly Successful job at the NHS Track & Trace?

Obviously he likes to look after his mates? Me, and you, might buy them a pint .... he gives them a High Paying Make Believe Job ... Totally Believable! :arrrghhh It's how this Country Works .... At the Top! :cuppa
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