General guidelines

johnnyp · Post by **johnnyp** » 11 Dec 2007, 17:43

Hi majeed

Welcome to our world friend

A great post mate and nice to see youve stuck it out

johnnyp · Post by **johnnyp** » 11 Dec 2007, 17:45

P.S. Ive moved it to Blue Shirts

majeed · Post by **majeed** » 11 Dec 2007, 18:00

johnnypick wrote:P.S. Ive moved it to Blue Shirts

No problems. I thought it was useful for customers who use the site.

johnnyp · Post by **johnnyp** » 11 Dec 2007, 18:10

majeed wrote:
johnnypick wrote:P.S. Ive moved it to Blue Shirts
No problems. I thought it was useful for customers who use the site.

Sorry mate

ill stick it back

georgeparr · Post by **georgeparr** » 13 Dec 2007, 15:37

Let us not forget those magical times standing at the customers front door in the pouring freezing driving rain. Wearing your water absorbant 'stormproof' coat.

Ring the doorbell...No one answers
Ring the doorbell again...No one answers
Knock on the door...Still no one answers
Knock on the door again (louder just in case they're a bit deaf)...Still no one answers
Fumble in the driving rain to put down the package/special delivery/recorded etc.
Attempt to write out a docket using a pen not actually designed to write under water, on soggy paper, using fingers that have no feeling left in them.
But...Eventually you manage to scrawl out something.
AND...Just as you are about to try and shove the soggy docket through the finger slicing letter box......
The door opens and some bloody idiot stands there and utters those imortal words....
"I didn't hear you knocking" Then how the hell did you know to come to the door you moron!!!

majeed · Post by **majeed** » 13 Dec 2007, 19:15

georgeparr wrote:Let us not forget those magical times standing at the customers front door in the pouring freezing driving rain. Wearing your water absorbant 'stormproof' coat.
Ring the doorbell...No one answers
Ring the doorbell again...No one answers
Knock on the door...Still no one answers
Knock on the door again (louder just in case they're a bit deaf)...Still no one answers
Fumble in the driving rain to put down the package/special delivery/recorded etc.
Attempt to write out a docket using a pen not actually designed to write under water, on soggy paper, using fingers that have no feeling left in them.
But...Eventually you manage to scrawl out something.
AND...Just as you are about to try and shove the soggy docket through the finger slicing letter box......
The door opens and some bloody idiot stands there and utters those imortal words....
"I didn't hear you knocking" Then how the hell did you know to come to the door you moron!!!

May the Lord protect us from those moments.

majeed · Post by **majeed** » 16 Dec 2007, 07:49

A common question which we get asked is, 'Is that all there is?', meaning, 'Is there no more mail for me, besides what you have just posted to me?'. In most cases, the mail which we post to an address is the only mail that will be available to that address on the day that we post it.

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'Is that all there is?'