Here's one for you all !!!!!

leiwolf · Post by **leiwolf** » 26 Nov 2007, 18:18

And we can also do door to door sales man, incidently why can't we have an elctronic thingie for people to sign for parcel rather then have to write in the wind rain on a wet soggy peice of paper with a pen that don't bloody work

Oi leighton you person whose 100%over paid and underworked, what extra are you gonna do to save money. How about turn up at a work building and do your what you do for free and give your pay to the workers

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 26 Nov 2007, 18:24

leiwolf wrote:And we can also do door to door sales man, incidently why can't we have an elctronic thingie for people to sign for parcel rather then have to write in the wind rain on a wet soggy peice of paper with a pen that don't bloody work

Oi leighton you person whose 100%over paid and underworked, what extra are you gonna do to save money. How about turn up at a work building and do your what you do for free and give your pay to the workers

Just remember you will have to return to office and download and charge up, and if all the data goes missing of said handheld device you will pay the price, For this is what happen's to driver's in our place!.

shelanda · Post by **shelanda** » 26 Nov 2007, 18:34

k979aaa wrote:
leiwolf wrote:And we can also do door to door sales man, incidently why can't we have an elctronic thingie for people to sign for parcel rather then have to write in the wind rain on a wet soggy peice of paper with a pen that don't bloody work

Oi leighton you person whose 100%over paid and underworked, what extra are you gonna do to save money. How about turn up at a work building and do your what you do for free and give your pay to the workers
Just remember you will have to return to office and download and charge up, and if all the data goes missing of said handheld device you will pay the price, For this is what happen's to driver's in our place!.

They want to give you a hand held next year..............that means they know where you are also you will have to carry it , now you know why you will have combats with big pocket!! do you really want one?? I would rather have the soggy bit of paper myself

leiwolf · Post by **leiwolf** » 26 Nov 2007, 18:39

shelanda wrote:
k979aaa wrote:
leiwolf wrote:And we can also do door to door sales man, incidently why can't we have an elctronic thingie for people to sign for parcel rather then have to write in the wind rain on a wet soggy peice of paper with a pen that don't bloody work

Oi leighton you person whose 100%over paid and underworked, what extra are you gonna do to save money. How about turn up at a work building and do your what you do for free and give your pay to the workers
Just remember you will have to return to office and download and charge up, and if all the data goes missing of said handheld device you will pay the price, For this is what happen's to driver's in our place!.
They want to give you a hand held next year..............that means they know where you are also you will have to carry it , now you know why you will have combats with big pocket!! do you really want one?? I would rather have the soggy bit of paper myself

Hmmm I see your point, I withdraw my comments and take the soggy piece of paper

Funked! · Post by **Funked!** » 26 Nov 2007, 18:55

Perhaps we could lease work from the Jehovah's witnesses as well!

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 26 Nov 2007, 18:59

Funked! wrote:Perhaps we could lease work from the Jehovah's witnesses as well!

If this come's in we will all need some devine intervention!.

postmanpot · Post by **postmanpot** » 26 Nov 2007, 20:17

il leave a floater in the loo ,they wont want me reading any meters anymore

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 26 Nov 2007, 20:25

postmanpot wrote:il leave a floater in the loo ,they wont want me reading any meters anymore

What happen's if it's his day off

oh i get it or i hope i do not

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iow1 · Post by **iow1** » 26 Nov 2007, 23:53

Funked! wrote:Perhaps we could lease work from the Jehovah's witnesses as well!

with out seeming to try and offend but do any of our bothers and sisters of that religion get the hump at this time of year. with all that extra work and them not celebrating.
my mission is to not only read the meters at xmas time but to volunteer to deliver my colleagues mail if he or she would like me to

chromium05 · Post by **chromium05** » 27 Nov 2007, 05:08

shouting at passing ninja's and waxing the odd Kenneth....

jafferpants · Post by **jafferpants** » 27 Nov 2007, 10:28

Will these devices also be able to upgrade for the use of a broom handle wedged up my arse so i can sweep their floors on the way in.

Post by **heresjohnny** » 27 Nov 2007, 10:47

jafferpants wrote:Will these devices also be able to upgrade for the use of a broom handle wedged up my arse so i can sweep their floors on the way in.

Oh you are awful

but I like you...........................................Oi Al :lfo and yo Ad :cfo

opgpat · Post by **opgpat** » 27 Nov 2007, 15:35

if the gas/elec companies are currently paying 200pw for this service and we take over we posties should get atleast half that which means an extra 20quid a day for maybe 1/2 hours work (ten houses). some meters can be read in minutes, some may take longer. I'd do it.

However if RM got the buisness I 100% belive they would pay us a minimal ammount of maybe 25p per house which would be about 15quid a week. They would say that's fair while they take the other 150 odd quid for their managers bonus scheme or for Alan's latest bonus.

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 27 Nov 2007, 15:43

opgpat wrote:if the gas/elec companies are currently paying 200pw for this service and we take over we posties should get atleast half that which means an extra 20quid a day for maybe 1/2 hours work (ten houses). some meters can be read in minutes, some may take longer. I'd do it.

However if RM got the buisness I 100% belive they would pay us a minimal ammount of maybe 25p per house which would be about 15quid a week. They would say that's fair while they take the other 150 odd quid for their managers bonus scheme or for Alan's latest bonus.

You will get nothing for doing this it is called being flexibile and if you refuse the resonable request you will be sacked!.

:cfo & :lfo

Post by **dvbuk55** » 27 Nov 2007, 16:38

IWW Fellow Worker wrote:I was talking to a meter reader a couple of months ago who told me they were going to introduce new meters which can be read from outside the house. All you do is drive past a row of houses, a device reads the meter as you drive past and job done. If that's right, Allan and Adam will have to give us all buckets and ladders instead and we can clean a few windows for the 40% of the day we're all hanging about doing sod all.

There was remote reading mooted some years ago but I would imagine you would need to upgrade the metering to transmit wirelessly and with all the stuff wirelessly operated there could well be a conflict. The equipment also needs to be checked because there is a danger of overloaded gear where the compound melts and of course fiddling the meter which was prevalent in the 70s. I could recount the tale of a famous footballer from one of the two Liverpool teams who was illegally extracting power.

Forget the window cleaning, we have already discussed the back flap pants and brush

So delivery staff are going to have their hands full, well not just the hands if the back flap takes off. What are MC staff doing to earn the extra corn I wonder?