Odd Christmas tips

wookie · Post by **wookie** » 21 Dec 2019, 19:17

Already been mentioned, the 'seeds' fiasco/insult from Royal Mail years ago. Also, a female pensioner gave me a framed picture of herself. (Fully clothed).

Jeppol · Post by **Jeppol** » 21 Dec 2019, 21:10

I used to get a jar of home made honey every year from an old chap on my round.

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 21 Dec 2019, 22:50

daveyeff wrote:
twoloops wrote:Given 5 beans today, anyway I’ve planted them.
well, did the 'beanstalk' appear??

No four pillars and a plonker appeared guess who question.

Subman · Post by **Subman** » 22 Dec 2019, 09:19

A branch of holly with no berries on it, from a little old woman who lived in a very rural area and was struggling on her own.

A kind thought behind the gesture.

Another person give me an empty wine bottle with some glitter on it and told me it was a candle stick holder she made at a crafts class. !!!!

I once got a calendar but it was for the previous year. A genuine mistake from a large business. I was surprised that they even gave me a calendar and a pen, that did work.

Regal · Post by **Regal** » 22 Dec 2019, 21:28

STAMPS !

Dorset Plodder · Post by **Dorset Plodder** » 22 Dec 2019, 21:48

Regal wrote:STAMPS !

Ha Ha Good One Regal

Especially as you could just peel off the Unfranked Stamps that our Colleagues leave Un-Endorsed on your Mail, and use them.

(See Franking Machines Post if you wonder WTF is he going on about)

2pints · Post by **2pints** » 23 Dec 2019, 06:40

I give dog biscuits to one dog (just him) on my round every day if i see him,just got a xmas tip off his owner,a huge bag of dog biscuits