Needed a poo?

[Postie45]

if its ok for Lineker to poo on the pitch in a world cup, its ok for you to nip behind a bush

[LaggyBand]

In terms of job security, the safest thing to do in this unfortunate situation is soil yourself (thereby
avoiding any indecent exposure charge), return to office and explain to your line manager what has happened.

Be honest with your line manager and they will in return treat you with respect and dignity (their training is very good).

[wacko74]

I was in Dublin with the (ex) missus and we were walking from some suburb of Dublin to Hoarth. I'd had about ten pints of Guinness the night before and a full Oirish breakfast that morning and I got caught short needing to s**t. I found a park and had a s**t behind a bush. The girl I was with had some tissues in her bag and so I used these to wipe.

Strange thing as well is later that day we walked to see Phil Lynott's grave and the lassie found herself caught short for a crap too. She ended up behind a bush in a relatively residential area having a s**t (no she wasn't a skay, she'd have just s**t in her pants if it wasn't for the bush).

Coincidence.

On delivery I always make sure I know exactly where the shitholes are and if I feel a stirring in the bowels I just drive to them.

You sound a delightful couple, what a shame you didn't stay together then you could have told your grandkids your romantic tale of courtship.

[Trail]

I was in Dublin with the (ex) missus and we were walking from some suburb of Dublin to Hoarth. I'd had about ten pints of Guinness the night before and a full Oirish breakfast that morning and I got caught short needing to s**t. I found a park and had a s**t behind a bush. The girl I was with had some tissues in her bag and so I used these to wipe.

Strange thing as well is later that day we walked to see Phil Lynott's grave and the lassie found herself caught short for a crap too. She ended up behind a bush in a relatively residential area having a s**t (no she wasn't a skay, she'd have just s**t in her pants if it wasn't for the bush).

Coincidence.

On delivery I always make sure I know exactly where the shitholes are and if I feel a stirring in the bowels I just drive to them.

You sound a delightful couple, what a shame you didn't stay together then you could have told your grandkids your romantic tale of courtship.

I wouldn't have children as I'm not a f***ing mug, mug.

[crimson king]

I was in Dublin with the (ex) missus and we were walking from some suburb of Dublin to Hoarth. I'd had about ten pints of Guinness the night before and a full Oirish breakfast that morning and I got caught short needing to s**t. I found a park and had a s**t behind a bush. The girl I was with had some tissues in her bag and so I used these to wipe.

Strange thing as well is later that day we walked to see Phil Lynott's grave and the lassie found herself caught short for a crap too. She ended up behind a bush in a relatively residential area having a s**t (no she wasn't a skay, she'd have just s**t in her pants if it wasn't for the bush).

Coincidence.

On delivery I always make sure I know exactly where the shitholes are and if I feel a stirring in the bowels I just drive to them.

You sound a delightful couple, what a shame you didn't stay together then you could have told your grandkids your romantic tale of courtship.

Ha ha, they'd be a nightmare couple on that 70's game show, Mister & Mrs.

"Name something you have both done on the same day together that brings back a special, romantic memory?"

"Well, I think it'd have to be the time we went to visit Phil Lynott's grave and we both got short and had to take a s**t behind the bushes."

"Ahem, yes, ah, we'll be right back after this quick commercial break...."

[k979aaa]

Was a guy in our place who got sacked for pissing in a fish pond and he was no dwarf holding his rod at the time.

[Trail]

I was in Dublin with the (ex) missus and we were walking from some suburb of Dublin to Hoarth. I'd had about ten pints of Guinness the night before and a full Oirish breakfast that morning and I got caught short needing to s**t. I found a park and had a s**t behind a bush. The girl I was with had some tissues in her bag and so I used these to wipe.

Strange thing as well is later that day we walked to see Phil Lynott's grave and the lassie found herself caught short for a crap too. She ended up behind a bush in a relatively residential area having a s**t (no she wasn't a skay, she'd have just s**t in her pants if it wasn't for the bush).

Coincidence.

On delivery I always make sure I know exactly where the shitholes are and if I feel a stirring in the bowels I just drive to them.

You sound a delightful couple, what a shame you didn't stay together then you could have told your grandkids your romantic tale of courtship.

Ha ha, they'd be a nightmare couple on that 70's game show, Mister & Mrs.

"Name something you have both done on the same day together that brings back a special, romantic memory?"

"Well, I think it'd have to be the time we went to visit Phil Lynott's grave and we both got short and had to take a s**t behind the bushes."

"Ahem, yes, ah, we'll be right back after this quick commercial break...."

Ever considered a career in comedy?

It'd go down as good as a nuclear bomb in Japan.

[Brandy]

In terms of job security, the safest thing to do in this unfortunate situation is soil yourself (thereby
avoiding any indecent exposure charge), return to office and explain to your line manager what has happened.

Be honest with your line manager and they will in return treat you with respect and dignity (their training is very good).

You could always give your pants to the manager!

[crimson king]

I was in Dublin with the (ex) missus and we were walking from some suburb of Dublin to Hoarth. I'd had about ten pints of Guinness the night before and a full Oirish breakfast that morning and I got caught short needing to s**t. I found a park and had a s**t behind a bush. The girl I was with had some tissues in her bag and so I used these to wipe.

Strange thing as well is later that day we walked to see Phil Lynott's grave and the lassie found herself caught short for a crap too. She ended up behind a bush in a relatively residential area having a s**t (no she wasn't a skay, she'd have just s**t in her pants if it wasn't for the bush).

Coincidence.

On delivery I always make sure I know exactly where the shitholes are and if I feel a stirring in the bowels I just drive to them.

You sound a delightful couple, what a shame you didn't stay together then you could have told your grandkids your romantic tale of courtship.

Ha ha, they'd be a nightmare couple on that 70's game show, Mister & Mrs.

"Name something you have both done on the same day together that brings back a special, romantic memory?"

"Well, I think it'd have to be the time we went to visit Phil Lynott's grave and we both got short and had to take a s**t behind the bushes."

"Ahem, yes, ah, we'll be right back after this quick commercial break...."

Ever considered a career in comedy?

It'd go down as good as a nuclear bomb in Japan.

Thank you

Don't forget to grab a copy of my latest DVD from the foyer on your way out...

[Trail]

I was in Dublin with the (ex) missus and we were walking from some suburb of Dublin to Hoarth. I'd had about ten pints of Guinness the night before and a full Oirish breakfast that morning and I got caught short needing to s**t. I found a park and had a s**t behind a bush. The girl I was with had some tissues in her bag and so I used these to wipe.

Strange thing as well is later that day we walked to see Phil Lynott's grave and the lassie found herself caught short for a crap too. She ended up behind a bush in a relatively residential area having a s**t (no she wasn't a skay, she'd have just s**t in her pants if it wasn't for the bush).

Coincidence.

On delivery I always make sure I know exactly where the shitholes are and if I feel a stirring in the bowels I just drive to them.

You sound a delightful couple, what a shame you didn't stay together then you could have told your grandkids your romantic tale of courtship.

Ha ha, they'd be a nightmare couple on that 70's game show, Mister & Mrs.

"Name something you have both done on the same day together that brings back a special, romantic memory?"

"Well, I think it'd have to be the time we went to visit Phil Lynott's grave and we both got short and had to take a s**t behind the bushes."

"Ahem, yes, ah, we'll be right back after this quick commercial break...."

Ever considered a career in comedy?

It'd go down as good as a nuclear bomb in Japan.

Thank you

Don't forget to grab a copy of my latest DVD from the foyer on your way out...

I'd rather have my fingernails pulled off.

[crimson king]

I was in Dublin with the (ex) missus and we were walking from some suburb of Dublin to Hoarth. I'd had about ten pints of Guinness the night before and a full Oirish breakfast that morning and I got caught short needing to s**t. I found a park and had a s**t behind a bush. The girl I was with had some tissues in her bag and so I used these to wipe.

Strange thing as well is later that day we walked to see Phil Lynott's grave and the lassie found herself caught short for a crap too. She ended up behind a bush in a relatively residential area having a s**t (no she wasn't a skay, she'd have just s**t in her pants if it wasn't for the bush).

Coincidence.

On delivery I always make sure I know exactly where the shitholes are and if I feel a stirring in the bowels I just drive to them.

You sound a delightful couple, what a shame you didn't stay together then you could have told your grandkids your romantic tale of courtship.

Ha ha, they'd be a nightmare couple on that 70's game show, Mister & Mrs.

"Name something you have both done on the same day together that brings back a special, romantic memory?"

"Well, I think it'd have to be the time we went to visit Phil Lynott's grave and we both got short and had to take a s**t behind the bushes."

"Ahem, yes, ah, we'll be right back after this quick commercial break...."

Ever considered a career in comedy?

It'd go down as good as a nuclear bomb in Japan.

Thank you

Don't forget to grab a copy of my latest DVD from the foyer on your way out...

I'd rather have my fingernails pulled off.

Are you okay? Do you need a hug?

[Mick100]

Jump in the back of your van and have a crap In a tray or one of your bags if it's a case of shitting yourself at least no one will see you

[norris9]

Jump in the back of your van and have a crap In a tray or one of your bags if it's a case of shitting yourself at least no one will see you

Then your fellow Postie comes back from their loop and slides open the door. lol.

[Brandy]

Jump in the back of your van and have a crap In a tray or one of your bags if it's a case of shitting yourself at least no one will see you

Then your fellow Postie comes back from their loop and slides open the door. lol.

[Interested-seeker]

I hope that some of you take handwash with you.