Crap repetitive jokes from the public that make you cringe

Cooltallpaul · Post by **Cooltallpaul** » 30 Jun 2017, 18:06

He'll just lick you to death (dogs going mad). You can keep the bills. What was wrong with paper and pen (pda's)

Post by **CPTNemoUK** » 30 Jun 2017, 18:24

Cooltallpaul wrote: What was wrong with paper and pen (pda's)

The pda i got today had no pen so when i told this old lady to use her finger. When she did it and it worked after one attempt

she looked at me and said how did thay work, is that some kind of sorcery lol

TheTrolleyMan · Post by **TheTrolleyMan** » 30 Jun 2017, 19:27

mattycash wrote:I like the one who polishing/washing/tinkering with there car "hope it's not bills?" Me "looks like a speeding ticket too me" never seen them open the mail so fast.

I love the customers who cut & edge the councils grass for them

TheTrolleyMan · Post by **TheTrolleyMan** » 30 Jun 2017, 19:29

Oh are you grabbing the overtime ... no mate Saturday's just a normal day !

twoloops · Post by **twoloops** » 30 Jun 2017, 22:03

Why do you always come when I'm in the shower?

Post by **Patrick301** » 01 Jul 2017, 00:19

woopesh wrote:
western6516 wrote:Better than walking streets for a living ffs
To be fair this one made me lol.

Its better than being a dustbin man
rubbish job that

Tomolo208 · Post by **Tomolo208** » 01 Jul 2017, 14:27

I've had 2 separate people ask me if I had any love letters for them.

My response was that there were too many to fit in the bag.

The biggest joke I've experienced is people shouting abuse at me for waking them up... at 10am. Gotta love working council estates

Patti-Ann · Post by **Patti-Ann** » 01 Jul 2017, 19:09

I knocked at a door with a packet, and the man that came said 'I was in bed, won't it go through the letterbox'?

Obviously not, that's why I knocked...

When you knock at a door and they say 'Doesn't the bell work'? (Sometimes they even press it). As long as they answer the door, does it really matter if I ring or knock?

An old one - Are they bills? He lives next door.

On a scorching day: Is it hot enough for you?

Jpro747 · Post by **Jpro747** » 01 Jul 2017, 20:14

When it rains after spell of hot weather:
"Well we did need it!"

When a customer's dog is going mental barking at you:
"He doesn't like the postman for some reason, it must be the colour red"!

Postie45 · Post by **Postie45** » 04 Jul 2017, 00:06

mattycash wrote:Why do you always come when I'm in the shower?

because i spy through your window

hundredakerwood · Post by **hundredakerwood** » 04 Jul 2017, 23:36

Oh dear....I seem to be able to identify with all these posts. Think I have been on the job too long !!!!

Justanotherstar · Post by **Justanotherstar** » 05 Jul 2017, 10:59

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GT85 · Post by **GT85** » 05 Jul 2017, 15:41

Post by **Pathfinder** » 05 Jul 2017, 20:25

Justanotherstar wrote:https://www.facebook.com/bigstuffsglory ... 222195917/

Haha the lapsing has got to this guy!

Post by **woopesh** » 05 Jul 2017, 20:53

Justanotherstar wrote:https://www.facebook.com/bigstuffsglory ... 222195917/

LOL