More D2Ds anyone ???

[merrers1985]

Hes right lets earn our £20 a week!

[fishtank]

I like to think it was a wind up by a very funny bloke trying to see just how far you could go with a courier letter.
I think we should take on the challenge and raise the bar...
I'm going to suggest that we offer to mow lawns during the summer lapsing period.

[arnold cheshire]

Ha Ha, yeh I saw that, definitely a wind-up.

He said about delivering white goods as well when the vans were empty!

and pizzas in the evening

[NewPostieUK]

Hes right lets earn our £20 a week!

Just £20? Are you on a two hour contract?

[NewPostieUK]

I like to think it was a wind up by a very funny bloke trying to see just how far you could go with a courier letter.
I think we should take on the challenge and raise the bar...
I'm going to suggest that we offer to mow lawns during the summer lapsing period.

It's obviously a prank letter. The Courier will be red faced over letting this one slip past them. If everyone writes in with other amazing money making ideas I'm sure some more will accidentally get printed!

[arnold cheshire]

theres no real letters in the courier no more anyway

[chrisj]

definitely meals on wheels for the elderly or house-bounds

[Mr_Pink]

Sounds more like Viz Top Tips

[gary1975]

Yeah can you just pop out and deliver this fridge freezer while you partner runs up ten sets of d2ds

[Jamesethefirst]

We could take Dr's to see their patients in the middle of the night and they can hand over as many D2D's whilst they are there. Gives the patient something to read,whilst the doc is doing the business end of things.

[fishtank]

whilst the doc is doing the business end of things.

Is that what doctors do?
Wouldn't that get you struck off?



Oooh Matron.

[doorstepped]

Having worked in the callers office this week and seen the make up of next weeks D2D's, the bigger walks ( 600+ calls ) have got 125kg of D2D's to deliver in weight.

thats ave of 21kg a day or TWO full pouches in old money.

a local magazine, a council update magazine, a pizza leaflet ( of course ) a small-ish catalogue, the direct live chequebook and a gateway folder leaflet.

and it's not supposed to take any longer than a normal day.

so add on 4 more and take that weight to say 175kg thats almost 30kg a day in crap!!!

and all for 20 odd quid

[UnhappyGremlin]

Definitely a 'planted' letter.

Bit like sycophantic questions MP's get for a Wednesday afternoon, just there to use up time.
Or in this case, prepare staff for what may very well be the inevitable.

[holly123]

ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN THEY SAID MILK MEN WILL BE DELIVERING MAIL ON RURAL AREAS OR WAS THAT JUST OUR OFFICE

[fb1969]

You sure it wasn't posties delivering milk, especially now they sell it in plastic bags!