Where do you stick YOUR parcels ?

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Had a guy at our office leave a parcel in the recycling bin left a note unfortunately it was collection day b

How does this happen? People need to leave their bins by the side of the road for collection, so if the bin is not tucked behind the house or around the side the postie should know better!

Not everyone leaves their bin smack bang in the road. Some keep it round the back of the house or at the side on collection day.

[saddlerposty]

An attractive young MILF on my walk regularly asks me to stick things in her bush.

Hooorah for MILFS they make the job worthwhile on these cold mornings....ever noticed on parcels from Ann Summers (gold group) "for internal use only" or " leave in back passage"

"for internal use only" i think you will find refers to the barcode just above it.

I think the humour bus just passed you by, sussexlad

He seems a tad slow on the uptake.. or just the "innocent" type maybe?

"I thank god I wore my corset because I think my slides have split"

you wear corsets ? bet ya call yourself SUSSEXLASS of a weekend aswell. ah well each to their own

[windermeredave]

Quite amazed to see how many doorstepped parcels I have seen from private couriers this Xmas period, including one on a very busy road

[porsche]

I know where Id like to STICK THEM

[wabbithunta]

Quite amazed to see how many doorstepped parcels I have seen from private couriers this Xmas period, including one on a very busy road

Hermes or Yodel? They both doorstep in our delivery area too.