It has been received opened an checked by Royal Mail then.
Here goes.
I contacted Royal Mail who advised calling customs.
I contacted customs who advised calling Royal Mail, after mentioning they sent me to customs advised trying HWDC.
Hwdc advised contacting Royal Mail again as the package isn't on their system.
Royal Mail have advised contacting china mail who originally sent it.
China mail have said they passed the package onto Royal Mail so they need to deal with it.
Royal Mail said the sender needs to submit a claim. The sender says the parcel has reached the UK so it's a Royal Mail issue.
Royal Mail will only let the sender submit a claim.
Surely when the parcel was scanned the person or the location of the parcel is logged on a system somewhere.
How can a three foot tall parcel go missing.
Now what!!!!!