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What is the weirdest thing you (a postman) have delivered?

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Re: What is the weirdest thing you (a postman) have delivere

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Redyam wrote:A pair of used unwashed knickers in a see-through bag. :shock:
Sorry about that :oops: :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
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R@YAL F@IL
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You will not believe this but only last month a letter with a STAMP on :shock: first class as well, no lies :whistle
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R@YAL F@IL wrote:You will not believe this but only last month a letter with a STAMP on :shock: first class as well, no lies :whistle
You must think we'd believe anything - stupid boy ! :crazy:
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brykins
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Had a s/d on Saturday with a great big, re-lettered label on it saying "Dr Thrapps Penis Pump (Size Small)" in inch high letters. Had to 739 it so some bugger has to collect that from the delivery office now :-)

I assume it was a joke. At least I hope it as.
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Can't say ,I've signed the official secret sacked :roll:
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Re: What is the weirdest thing you (a postman) have delivere

Post by Straight4ward »

I delivered a turd once!

Now I've delivered to many a turd over the years but this was different.

It was for a right miserable spinster with a shrivelled fanny who'd complained to the nearby school about some of the kids.
It was their way of getting back.
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When my brother graduated from uni, his graduation photos were sent to his registered home address, where I still lived with our parents. He had moved North to get work. My parents were away when the A4 "DO NOT BEND" photo package arrived. I duly redirected it, but only after attaching a label hastily bashed out on my dad's typewriter (yes, it was a while ago) "Yet another delivery from Plain & Brown Ltd, the truly discreet home pornography service".
My brother has never mentioned that, even after 30-odd years.
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Re: What is the weirdest thing you (a postman) have delivere

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A strapon.
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GJ2
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Live bees
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thecyclingexpostie
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Post by thecyclingexpostie »

today, had a package that was clearly a pair of high-heeled shoes but was addressed to a mr.

be interested to see who turns up to pick it up after it was p739ed…
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thecyclingpostie wrote:today, had a package that was clearly a pair of high-heeled shoes but was addressed to a mr.

be interested to see who turns up to pick it up after it was p739ed…
It's not to a bloke in the north west is it,rite miserable bugger in an old people home,has a Collie dog,dog's nice though.
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da'bunny
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Re: What is the weirdest thing you (a postman) have delivere

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Live worms YUK! I didn't realise untill the old man who received them told me he had got them for his garden wtf!?!?
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da'bunny wrote:Live worms YUK! I didn't realise untill the old man who received them told me he had got them for his garden wtf!?!?
Nothing wrong with that, I deliver loads of insects.........some of them even in packets :nervous
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On another note..........today I delivered 4 Gold Group packets to various houses around my duty today........and not one for anyone under 65 :shock:
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Re: What is the weirdest thing you (a postman) have delivere

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A pair of underpants with a name and address written on the arse side.
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