Male order uniform order form questions

[fishtank]

I'm proud of you DGP...for staying out of the gutter for once.

You should have seen how long that took me.............all those other more........unsuitable ones

I hope you kept them...for future reference.
Stick them in that folder in the naughty room with the rest.

[TeeferTiger]

Or there's this one... In me sick bowl hat!!

[DGP1]

Or there's this one... In me sick bowl hat!!

Do you still give the kiss of life in that uniform

[TeeferTiger]

If required, but we usually only wear that uniform at events, and those events should have their own first aid cover unless they've agreed with us to provide it, in which case some of us will be in our greens. However, if it all kicked off, I'm not going to say "I'm sorry, I've got to go get changed!" lol They only switched from this uniform to greens so that any 'liquids' would show up easier on the greens than they do on the black. But I wouldn't let anyone be sick in my hat. I love that hat!

That jacket's too big for me too

[TrueBlueTerrier]

You look very smart though, almost military spick and span.

[DGP1]

You look very smart though, almost military spick and span.

oh Teebs, you're a dirty dog

[TeeferTiger]

You look very smart though, almost military spick and span.

Oh yes! Hair is tied back, low enough so I can get the hat on, but off the collar of the jacket, hat is the correct level. Skirt is calf length, shoes (steel toe caps) are polished, black tights. All to the standards set out by HQ! Unlike one of the other girls who turns up for duties like it's a fashion parade We have to get her to tuck her shirt of her greens in and everything, she doesn't seem to realise that she's actually representing SJA as well.

That uniform is the "Number 1" dress we wear for civic parades, remembrance sunday etc. At least this year they stuck us behind the RAF (all 3 of them). One year they put us behind the brownies ffs lol So we're there trying to march in the parade, properly, behind a load of little kids who kept stopping and starting for no apparent reason. I'd been in parades, as part of a marching band, for years though so found it quite frustrating.

[TrueBlueTerrier]

Tick tockers always put me off on those parades.

[fishtank]

Very smart if a touch...intimidating.

[DGP1]

Very smart if a touch...intimidating.

I wonder if she has a whip too

[fishtank]

Uniforms frighten me.
That's why i used to run from the police when i was a kid.
Don't know why i'm in this job.

[DGP1]

Uniforms frighten me.
That's why i used to run from the police when i was a kid.
Don't know why i'm in this job.

I used to run from the police because I was usually up to no good

[TeeferTiger]

Uniforms frighten me.
That's why i used to run from the police when i was a kid.
Don't know why i'm in this job.

I used to run from the police because I was usually up to no good

My uncle: "If anyone asks 'who set fire to the school field?' it weren't me!" And he sat there watching the firemen putting the fire out too... My Mum used to think she was related to the Policeman he was at their house that often when they were kids

[TeeferTiger]

Tick tockers always put me off on those parades.

You don't know what instrument I played in the band