That made me properlyfishtank wrote:Was that your hip?clashcityrocker wrote:snapfishtank wrote:I wouldn't think so he would be in his seventies by now.clashcityrocker wrote:I definitely do not look like Fishtank's careers advisor.
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What do you think about?
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TeeferTiger
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Re: What do you think about?
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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clashcityrocker
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Re: What do you think about?
Penile fracture.fishtank wrote:
Was that your hip?
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fishtank
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Re: What do you think about?
Is that possible?clashcityrocker wrote:Penile fracture.fishtank wrote:
Was that your hip?
I'm frightened....
What's the treatment?
Deep heat and gentle massage or traction?
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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clashcityrocker
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Re: What do you think about?
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Don't worry though.
It only happens to big men.
Don't worry though.
It only happens to big men.
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TeeferTiger
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Re: What do you think about?
Not deep heat, just raw sliced chillies...fishtank wrote:Is that possible?clashcityrocker wrote:Penile fracture.fishtank wrote:
Was that your hip?
I'm frightened....
What's the treatment?
Deep heat and gentle massage or traction?
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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fishtank
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Re: What do you think about?
Why the f**k would there be a blunt trauma to an erect penis?clashcityrocker wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture
Don't worry though.
It only happens to big men.
What possible scenario would involve DIY and arousal.
It's a crazy f****d up world Clash.
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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fishtank
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Re: What do you think about?
TeeferTiger wrote: Not deep heat, just raw sliced chillies...
Don't make a bad situation worse Teefer.
This is serious.
I never knew the risk existed and now i'm going to have to do an assessment and draw up a SSOW.
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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clashcityrocker
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Re: What do you think about?
I've had 2. 
Some positions are a bit dicey.
Some positions are a bit dicey.
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TeeferTiger
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I know someone (fishtank wrote:TeeferTiger wrote: Not deep heat, just raw sliced chillies...
Don't make a bad situation worse Teefer.
This is serious.
I never knew the risk existed and now i'm going to have to do an assessment and draw up a SSOW.
) who was slicing chillies then went for a wee and nearly felt like they had to go to A&E because the pain on their dingaling was so bad... and no, it wasn't me, I don't have a dingaling.Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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Re: What do you think about?
I talk to myself a bit, I make up occupations for my customers based on their mail and packets, I've got drug dealers, spies and terrorists all on my walk.
I chuckle to my self a bit when I remember my Dad saying I'd end up walking the streets if I didn't pay attention at school !! I've got A levels and I still end up walking the streets
I chuckle to my self a bit when I remember my Dad saying I'd end up walking the streets if I didn't pay attention at school !! I've got A levels and I still end up walking the streets
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clashcityrocker
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Re: What do you think about?
The 'reverse cow-girl position' is notorious in the aetiological cause of penis fracture
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Re: What do you think about?
If i don't keep eye contact my mind tends to wander.clashcityrocker wrote:The 'reverse cow-girl position' is notorious in the aetiological cause of penis fracture
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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dvbuk55
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Re: What do you think about?
What you keep your eyes open and the light on - hmmm I'll have to get the wife to give that a go - the reverse cowgirl I'll give a miss though.fishtank wrote:If i don't keep eye contact my mind tends to wander.clashcityrocker wrote:The 'reverse cow-girl position' is notorious in the aetiological cause of penis fracture
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TeeferTiger
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Re: What do you think about?
Well, I couldn't think of another word I wanted to use without sounding coarse...fishtank wrote:dingaling
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?