'I know You posties dont like dogs!'

[dvbuk55]

I find that if you cover yourself in the dogs own poo they will more or less leave you alone. Come to think of it most people do too. Our lass has not spoken to me for ages.

[sidewinder]

I've said it before, it's the hi viz vest! My dog went berserk when I first came home wearing my SJA hi viz jacket until he realised it was me.

Yes yes yes. Totally agree here. When we didn't have to wear the things never any trouble. The moment we had to wear them I got bitten by a frigging alsastion that ran out of it's house jumped the fence and bit me resulting in a few stitches on the leg. The dog was always ok beforehand. Owner pleaded I shouldn't report it but sod em I did.

[clashcityrocker]

I find that if you cover yourself in the dogs own poo they will more or less leave you alone. Come to think of it most people do too. Our lass has not spoken to me for ages.

You don't have to go to such extremes.
You just pee in each garden with a dog. Eat plenty of garlic the night before so the pee is pungent and the dog will accept you as the daddy.

[DGP1]

I find that if you cover yourself in the dogs own poo they will more or less leave you alone. Come to think of it most people do too. Our lass has not spoken to me for ages.

You don't have to go to such extremes.
You just pee in each garden with a dog. Eat plenty of garlic the night before so the pee is pungent and the dog will accept you as the daddy.

Great advice.................and the next time I'm caught in someones garden I'm using it

[dvbuk55]

I find that if you cover yourself in the dogs own poo they will more or less leave you alone. Come to think of it most people do too. Our lass has not spoken to me for ages.

You don't have to go to such extremes.
You just pee in each garden with a dog. Eat plenty of garlic the night before so the pee is pungent and the dog will accept you as the daddy.

Great advice.................and the next time I'm caught in someones garden I'm using it

I was always under the impression you wouldn't be charged if you squat to pee, look at that Radcliffe woman - and she was on telly

[Johnny Remo]

I find that if you cover yourself in the dogs own poo they will more or less leave you alone. Come to think of it most people do too. Our lass has not spoken to me for ages.

You don't have to go to such extremes.
You just pee in each garden with a dog. Eat plenty of garlic the night before so the pee is pungent and the dog will accept you as the daddy.

Great advice.................and the next time I'm caught in someones garden I'm using it

I was always under the impression you wouldn't be charged if you squat to pee, look at that Radcliffe woman - and she was on telly

She wasn't peeing...

[BettySwollocks]

I find that if you cover yourself in the dogs own poo they will more or less leave you alone. Come to think of it most people do too. Our lass has not spoken to me for ages.

You don't have to go to such extremes.
You just pee in each garden with a dog. Eat plenty of garlic the night before so the pee is pungent and the dog will accept you as the daddy.

Great advice.................and the next time I'm caught in someones garden I'm using it

I was always under the impression you wouldn't be charged if you squat to pee, look at that Radcliffe woman - and she was on telly

Was it this woman ?

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