Hunt for new Royal Mail boss called off

axeman · Post by **axeman** » 02 Sep 2007, 20:18

but they'll only pay you posties wages not the wages of sin

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 03 Sep 2007, 12:51

also the operation to remove your spine and conscience can be a killer.

norbet colon · Post by **norbet colon** » 03 Sep 2007, 13:16

TrueBlueTerrier wrote:also the operation to remove your spine and conscience can be a killer.

-being castrated wouldn't be nice either ! :lfo :cfo-must have health problems being gutless -can't be nice being up people's rectums -more intimate knowledge than a Colonic Irrigationist with Gordie and his pals .

mark21 · Post by **mark21** » 03 Sep 2007, 15:17

This is the man for the job

cannot do any worse than :lfo and :cfo

postie28 · Post by **postie28** » 03 Sep 2007, 15:22

what about the chuckle brothers ?.

oh sorry. we've already got them :lfo :cfo

buzzer · Post by **buzzer** » 03 Sep 2007, 15:57

I think they should sack those 2 parasitic morons and let the union run RM. They couldn't do a worse job.Every year we could vote who is to be on the board. :cfo :lfo

IWW Fellow Worker · Post by **IWW Fellow Worker** » 03 Sep 2007, 17:00

buzzer wrote:I think they should sack those 2 parasitic morons and let the union run RM. They couldn't do a worse job.Every year we could vote who is to be on the board. :cfo :lfo

Now you're talking! A nice, elected commitee of workers and customers coming up with what each would like and wherever possible implementing the ideas. There's no reason why it couldn't be done in all industries. Get rid of the profiteers, the managerial dead wood, the inept office boys who imagine they are 'managers' and have the service run properly for once in its life.

Stormproof · Post by **Stormproof** » 03 Sep 2007, 18:02

Send them to the Sun?

or even the NOTW, oh :lfo is already there.

postman43 · Post by **postman43** » 03 Sep 2007, 18:26

How about coco the CLOWN ,Les Dawson or anybody off crackerjack ...

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 03 Sep 2007, 18:28

postman43 wrote:How about coco the CLOWN ,Les Dawson or anybody off crackerjack ...

[center]Crackerjack[/center]

can I have my pencil now.

Post by **dvbuk55** » 03 Sep 2007, 18:30

IWW Fellow Worker wrote:
buzzer wrote:I think they should sack those 2 parasitic morons and let the union run RM. They couldn't do a worse job.Every year we could vote who is to be on the board. :cfo :lfo
Now you're talking! A nice, elected commitee of workers and customers coming up with what each would like and wherever possible implementing the ideas. There's no reason why it couldn't be done in all industries. Get rid of the profiteers, the managerial dead wood, the inept office boys who imagine they are 'managers' and have the service run properly for once in its life.

Be a sort of mini parliament wouldn't it - fix the prices to whatever suits us, fix the service to whatever suits us, fix the wages to whatever suits us, have a 4 month summer holiday, 1 month Xmas break, allowances, freebie trips - I'm sure it wouldn't be long before we got in the swing!!!!!!!!

IWW Fellow Worker · Post by **IWW Fellow Worker** » 03 Sep 2007, 18:53

dvbuk55 wrote:Be a sort of mini parliament wouldn't it - fix the prices to whatever suits us, fix the service to whatever suits us, fix the wages to whatever suits us, have a 4 month summer holiday, 1 month Xmas break, allowances, freebie trips - I'm sure it wouldn't be long before we got in the swing!!!!!!!!

You could fix the prices to suit all sorts of things except senseless bonus payments to the unproductive (i.e. managers), lottery win handouts to wide boys (Al and Ad) and wasting it on plasma screens for people to laugh at or ignore. There's no reason why holidays couldn't be increased a bit or why the working week couldn't be reduced to 30 hours with no loss of pay. I'm sure the customer would also prefer to have their mail by lunch time rather than two or three o'clock which is what Royal Mail is forcing on them, and us.

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 03 Sep 2007, 19:00

SHAME....

As i had a set of blood hounds and a pack of hungry wolves to hunt em with!!!!

I better get em back to the zoo where i borrowed em from!!!!

"FEE FI FOE FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A SCREW"

out

PS i dont like Hunting but i would love to get dressed up like them ponces and charge about the fields of England on a big charger chasing down a few top screws!!!!

PAAAAARRPPP PAAAAARRPPP!!! TALLEY HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PPPAAAAAARRRRRPPPP!!!!

WOOOOOOFFFFF!!

vigilante · Post by **vigilante** » 03 Sep 2007, 19:32

YES THEY DID NAME IT, HUNT THE C**T.
BUT THEY WERE OVERWHELMED WITH QUARRY SO THEY CALLED IT OFF

norbet colon · Post by **norbet colon** » 03 Sep 2007, 20:29

IWW Fellow Worker wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:Be a sort of mini parliament wouldn't it - fix the prices to whatever suits us, fix the service to whatever suits us, fix the wages to whatever suits us, have a 4 month summer holiday, 1 month Xmas break, allowances, freebie trips - I'm sure it wouldn't be long before we got in the swing!!!!!!!!
You could fix the prices to suit all sorts of things except senseless bonus payments to the unproductive (i.e. managers), lottery win handouts to wide boys (Al and Ad) and wasting it on plasma screens for people to laugh at or ignore. There's no reason why holidays couldn't be increased a bit or why the working week couldn't be reduced to 30 hours with no loss of pay. I'm sure the customer would also prefer to have their mail by lunch time rather than two or three o'clock which is what Royal Mail is forcing on them, and us.

Christ -we'd all last about 5 minutes on that site run by the scab and his tory missus !-brilliant !

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