anyone broke anything around peoples houses ?

[Dorset Plodder]

Reversed me van into one of those low garden walls! Knocked over about 5 metres worth! Got out had a look around...no-one had seen me so I buggered off sharpish like!!! Never heard anything about it.

I once knocked over a bit of a garden wall when my bag caught on it but nothing in your league.................I'm not worthy

Worshiping appreciated DGP. I have been practicing on a Cycle and managed to knock off many "Ends of walls/top capings" as I rode off and hit them with the panniers! I normally stop and "Try" to rebuild the wall, as it's fairly bloody obvious who's done it!

[Dorset Plodder]

I broke loads of ladies hearts when I picked a different walk in the last repick . There again their loss was a gain for the ladies on my new walk . .

You're such a smoothy Skull! Ding Dong!

[POSTMAN]

POSTMAN, were you thinking of this one?

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[Thorby Bislam]

, had a large package today and the people werent in but had seen an open window so dropped it in the window as it didnt need signed . On the way to the ground it caught a small bowl on the window cill and smashed on the groung

Same thing happened to one of our guys. Only it was a vase. As he was writing a note out, a cat came rubbing round his ankles. So he picked the cat up and put it through the window. Next day the householder had a moan at him about next-doors cat breaking their vase.

As for me: I was pushing a catalogue or something through a letterbox once and it was obvious there was something leaned against it. I gave it a harder push and there was a clatter as it fell down. Followed by the sound of a little child breaking into tears. But then I heard a woman's voice going "poor baby, you've pulled the pushchair down on top of you". I slunk silently away.

[George door to dawes]

My friend managed to destroy an awning outside a bakers shop when reversing without looking behind him!

[IloveMYredTROLLEY!]

One time I broke a sweat, but it was a very hot and humid day!

[wannabe]

Walked into a lantern attached to a wall right next to the front door, knocked it clean off. Good job I was wearing my bike helmet else it'd have bloody hurt.