Cretins that you work with!! Worst but true stories!

[fishtank]

We've got one that comes in and forgets to wear his uniform every day.

Isn't that DGP?....and isn't "forgets" stretching the truth a little?
He's been using that excuse to walk around "au naturel" for years.

[dvbuk55]

We have lots who come in early and stay out all day but there is 1 special one who will come in on his saturday off and prep the full frame of d2d then deliver all of em whether they have mail or not on the monday,he has come in on his holiday to be trained on a walk for 3 days for no pay, the round was a piece of piss , he was worried coz he had been on his previous round for 28 years and there was a re- sign coming up,when we had bikes he went round in his car,he wears his fleece and long trousers in the height of summer, we all laugh at him and he gives as good as he gets and is a nice bloke but has some very peculiar ways,in my office there are a lot of blokes who are in their 30's 40's and 50's that still live at home and don't seem to have much going on outside of work shame really

SAD really tell them get out more and get a live

Sometimes the dead ones are best, they don't talk back

[mrro]

thats another story and topic all together.... I reckon in every office up and down the land we have a person in every age bracket that still lives at home with there parents!!

[taurus88]

I reckon in every office up and down the land we have a person in every age bracket that still lives at home with there parents!! hahahaha

Hardly a trait exclusive to RM. House prices have been driven to artificially high levels and sustained at high levels despite all reason suggesting that they shouldn't. An economy was built on housing, it is now being propped up by the housing market, and as a consequence, the average age at which people are buying their first house has risen. Most people can barely afford housing or rent, and a wage at RM isn't going to give you much lee-way in this respect.

[ElvisGaddafi]

thats another story and topic all together.... I reckon in every office up and down the land we have a person in every age bracket that still lives at home with there parents!! hahahaha

'their parents'

[Edward Hunter]

Always plenty of older blokes who still live at home with mummy at most DOs. Plus you always get a mute. Someone who will only talk to someone if it is ABSOLUTLY neccesary. Anyway, enough about me................................................ :

[OnAFlyer]

There's a guy in our office who does a walk that consists of a load of tower blocks + maisonettes with around 20% being houses.

Nothing strange about that, except he uses a trolley.

He can't take it in the tower blocks or up maisonette steps obviously, so he must just be leaving it all over the place. It's literally the most unsuitable walk you could think of for a trolley. He's that mental though the managers don't even say anything to him about it, despite the dozens of 'failing to safeguard the mail' episodes he must have every day.

Another one is a Jehovah's Witness, he comes into work looking like he's slept in a skip - hair everywhere, ripped trousers and pointy shoes with a bit of shoelace tied through the top 2 holes. He literally sprints around the delivery to finish at 12 every day.

Then people see him out knocking on doors with his briefcase and suit on, hair all tidy and respectable!

[krussel]

looking like he's slept in a skip

Yep we got one of those

Smells like p**s

[Lovemoney]

looking like he's slept in a skip

Yep we got one of those

Smells like p**s

you must smell like roses

[OnAFlyer]

looking like he's slept in a skip

Yep we got one of those

Smells like p**s

Every office must have a couple, smelly tw*ts!

And the weirdos that wear their fleece indoors all summer, christ knows what's wrong with them. Everyone else is sweltering in short sleeves and shorts, and they're sat on IPS with long trousers and a coat on.

[silly suffolk]

live and let live ffs. good job all u posters on this our perfect for us unfortunates to aspire to your high standards. criticising some one for living with their parents. bloody hell, phone the old bill, they must be pedo's.

[maninred]

We've got one that comes in and forgets to wear his uniform every day.

I assumed that you were implying that it was a manager.

[crazytaxifife]

Chap that works with us turned up in shorts and tshirt, not rm issue, and a pair of flip flops, expecting to go and do a walk!

[Stormproof]

looking like he's slept in a skip

Yep we got one of those

Smells like p**s

Yep we've one of those aswell. We were thankful when the new uniform came in because we had a couple of days grace. His old blue trousers were so shiny with dirt you would've thought they were made of silk

[Lounge Lizard]

live and let live ffs. good job all u posters on this our perfect for us unfortunates to aspire to your high standards. criticising some one for living with their parents. bloody hell, phone the old bill, they must be pedo's.

That's the logic of a Daily Mail reader.
But what's the number ? Is it 999 ?