How about this for nuts

One of our lads knocks on a door with a special, about 11 o'clock, no answer so he posts a 739 and taps no answer into the PDA, around 2 o'clock he's flagged down by the customer who apologises for not being home earlier and can he have his special, of course he can, off he goes, everyone happy.....
Next morning boss asks him why he failed the special? 'I didn't' he says
'yes you did, it was delivered around 2pm' says boss
he went on to explain that under no circumstances should the customer be allowed

to have a special after 1pm, the lad should bring it back to the office to be scanned back in!
So the next time we see a customer later in the day or meet him on the road we should tell him he can't have his special!!
You couldn't make it up!
I kid you not