How embarrassing!!!!

[capricorn]

I wish

It's a case of when I want to go I have to GO.

Surprised RM haven't given us all catheters yet, the bean counters are probably working on it.

Bound to get CWU approval, they go with everything else.

[maisymoo04]

Urol Always On My Mind (a duet with Urethra Franklin)

Urine The Army Now - Status Quo

T,PEE CHINA IN YOUR HAND

[dvbuk55]

Embarrasing? I'll tell you what's embarassing having a woman come to the workplace with one of these machines that does body mass, height, weight, blood pressure etc today......I went for the "health check" only to have her tell me my "metabolic age is.........79!!!!!"

[clashcityrocker]

Embarrasing? I'll tell you what's embarassing having a woman come to the workplace with one of these machines that does body mass, height, weight, blood pressure etc today......I went for the "health check" only to have her tell me my "metabolic age is.........79!!!!!"

Given that you are nearly 79, it isn't that embarrassing for you.
Whereas for me - being told I have a metabolic age of 85 when I am only 31...............

[DGP1]

Embarrasing? I'll tell you what's embarassing having a woman come to the workplace with one of these machines that does body mass, height, weight, blood pressure etc today......I went for the "health check" only to have her tell me my "metabolic age is.........79!!!!!"

Did you tell her about your wee blue tablets

[maisymoo04]

got ourz tomoz

[DGP1]

got ourz tomoz

Hold on, are you serious?? People come round and check your health from RM Never heard of that before (maybe it's a MC thingy).

[dvbuk55]

got ourz tomoz

Hold on, are you serious?? People come round and check your health from RM Never heard of that before (maybe it's a MC thingy).

No it's a delivery office I work in....................our HS Rep is being trained how to use it. It's a new ploy; the test is carried out every Monday if you put any weight on it's gross misconduct or is that obese misconduct. However you do need electricity

[maisymoo04]

am in a office aswell,had sum arse licker went and got trained up from our place and has got all the equipment delivered today.funny thing is the arse licker who is doing it as got the worse sick record ever (stage 3 ) hahaha

[DGP1]

got ourz tomoz

Hold on, are you serious?? People come round and check your health from RM Never heard of that before (maybe it's a MC thingy).

No it's a delivery office I work in....................our HS Rep is being trained how to use it. It's a new ploy; the test is carried out every Monday if you put any weight on it's gross misconduct or is that obese misconduct. However you do need electricity

I can't wait to ask for my prostate exam

[dvbuk55]

got ourz tomoz

Hold on, are you serious?? People come round and check your health from RM Never heard of that before (maybe it's a MC thingy).

No it's a delivery office I work in....................our HS Rep is being trained how to use it. It's a new ploy; the test is carried out every Monday if you put any weight on it's gross misconduct or is that obese misconduct. However you do need electricity

I can't wait to ask for my prostate exam

Ah yes, that is a non electrical procedure DGP..................what they do is........but no I won't spoil it for you, however I'm sure you will be familiar with the routine....................

[DGP1]

got ourz tomoz

Hold on, are you serious?? People come round and check your health from RM Never heard of that before (maybe it's a MC thingy).

No it's a delivery office I work in....................our HS Rep is being trained how to use it. It's a new ploy; the test is carried out every Monday if you put any weight on it's gross misconduct or is that obese misconduct. However you do need electricity

I can't wait to ask for my prostate exam

Ah yes, that is a non electrical procedure DGP..................what they do is........but no I won't spoil it for you, however I'm sure you will be familiar with the routine....................

Now I can't wait

[dvbuk55]

got ourz tomoz

Hold on, are you serious?? People come round and check your health from RM Never heard of that before (maybe it's a MC thingy).

No it's a delivery office I work in....................our HS Rep is being trained how to use it. It's a new ploy; the test is carried out every Monday if you put any weight on it's gross misconduct or is that obese misconduct. However you do need electricity

I can't wait to ask for my prostate exam

Ah yes, that is a non electrical procedure DGP..................what they do is........but no I won't spoil it for you, however I'm sure you will be familiar with the routine....................

Now I can't wait

I feel sorry for the poor nurse!

[stokes11eg]

Embarrasing? I'll tell you what's embarassing having a woman come to the workplace with one of these machines that does body mass, height, weight, blood pressure etc today......I went for the "health check" only to have her tell me my "metabolic age is.........79!!!!!"

[dvbuk55]

Embarrasing? I'll tell you what's embarassing having a woman come to the workplace with one of these machines that does body mass, height, weight, blood pressure etc today......I went for the "health check" only to have her tell me my "metabolic age is.........79!!!!!"

Well I didn't think it was that funny stokesy ..............but every b*stard in my office thought it was hugely amusing..............they said they knew I was the oldest in the office but not that old.............cheeky gets. I was just wondering that if I had it done again and ended up as metabolically 100, if I'd get a metabolic congratulations from Her Majesty