Next round of pay talk

[Night Tonic]

Pay talk. stop it, my sides are hurting.

[BELIAL]

What sides that?

[dvbuk55]

Well I am not in the least worried about higher taxes, lower pay and a derisory old age pension..................I am starting a new business...........I am going to sell my body to beautiful young women to practise their technique before they get married so they don't disapppoint their intended........I'm just unsure how much I can reasonably charge for 7 seconds I don't want to go into the higher tax bracket

[Lincox]

Well DV, if you work an hour a day, you will be able to take a RELIEF break of 2 seconds after your first four clients and another one of 2 seconds at the end of your shift. If you need someone to manage your time and whip you into shape, I am sure there will be plenty of volunteers.

[Danelectro]

im just sick of crashing in the same car....

But Dan ,this is the epitome of a modern democratic society . You have the freedom of choice to be disemboweled in a blue red or orangey car count your blessings

thankfully not many blue ones up here

[dvbuk55]

Well DV, if you work an hour a day, you will be able to take a RELIEF break of 2 seconds after your first four clients and another one of 2 seconds at the end of your shift. If you need someone to manage your time and whip you into shape, I am sure there will be plenty of volunteers.

Ah yes.............I was thinking of only one client at a time...................by appointment only not necessarily every day I mean when you get to a certain age it's not always easy to keep your ermmmmmmmmmmm attention span.

[Lincox]

So I assume you will be introducing the park and loop method to these young ladies

[dvbuk55]

So I assume you will be introducing the park and loop method to these young ladies

That amongst others..........I purchased a copy of the Kama Sutra (for the over sixties) for research purposes of course................and I couldn't do those positions when I was 30

[TrueBlueTerrier]

So I assume you will be introducing the park and loop method to these young ladies

That amongst others..........I purchased a copy of the Kama Sutra (for the over sixties) for research purposes of course................and I couldn't do those positions when I was 30

Wouldn't you get more use out of the Korma Sutra

[dvbuk55]

So I assume you will be introducing the park and loop method to these young ladies

That amongst others..........I purchased a copy of the Kama Sutra (for the over sixties) for research purposes of course................and I couldn't do those positions when I was 30

Wouldn't you get more use out of the Korma Sutra

Now that is a thought curry and crumpet...............could life get better

[BELIAL]

Throw in a Gujerati carrot salad and a second crumpet and we are talking

[dvbuk55]

Throw in a Gujerati carrot salad and a second crumpet and we are talking

Is that a special kind of carrot B.............I mean various vegetables

[BELIAL]

Not special ,just grated and dressed with lemon salt and roasted mustard seeds . Now I know you dislike the dressed bit , but I think the roasted might compensate

[dvbuk55]

Not special ,just grated and dressed with lemon salt and roasted mustard seeds . Now I know you dislike the dressed bit , but I think the roasted might compensate

No matter how you dress it up B...............that was rude and you are going to the naughty room..............ME? I am just looking to earn a few bob in my dotage.........I didn't mention kinky............having said that

[BELIAL]

........I didn't mention kinky............having said that

It goes without saying ,I know