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DGP1
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Re: Paranoid

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smokerjim wrote:If you knew what peds are like ( and coming from bike mad NI you should ), then you'd know that what I said is about as close to a compliment as you can get for a moped :cool
Never had a bike and never will, the only time I ever tried one I put it into a tree so I know nothing about bikes except they're loud and you get wet when it rains (unlike my car which is comfy, warm and safe and I can play my radio as loud as I want).

And if you keep calling it a moped then she will kill you..................slowly and then bury you somewhere your wife won't find.
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Re: Paranoid

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I've just realised thats why the DOM has'nt phoned, he don't want to be chopped up into little bits and be part of Body Parts Battleships game.

Anyway I'm off to my pit because I've got an appointment with the surgeon in the morning Image
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets

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Re: Paranoid

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DGP1 wrote:
smokerjim wrote:If you knew what peds are like ( and coming from bike mad NI you should ), then you'd know that what I said is about as close to a compliment as you can get for a moped :cool
Never had a bike and never will, the only time I ever tried one I put it into a tree so I know nothing about bikes except they're loud and you get wet when it rains (unlike my car which is comfy, warm and safe and I can play my radio as loud as I want).

And if you keep calling it a moped then she will kill you..................slowly and then bury you somewhere your wife won't find.
Meh....if she's going to kill, she best do it on duty time ( want my missus to get the compo pay out ) - anyway, bikes are bloody fun, I drive my car, I got bored, get pissed off with any traffic ( especially granny doing 30 in a 60 zone ), and basically it's a chore, not a joy...on the bike, I'm always alert ( I need to be ), any slow drivers in front of me, well I can drop a cog, wind it on, and flash past with a big grin on my face....even in s**t weather, I might not enjoy the ride & I'm constantly analysing my riding to keep it smooth and safe, but when I reach my destination, I get satisfaction from getting there safely.

NN SP - have a good night & good luck tomorrow.

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Re: Paranoid

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Yeah but you can't smoke on a bike....smoker. :chuckle
Not that i can in my own car...the wife doesn't let me..even though i paid for it.
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Re: Paranoid

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Be paranoid Storm,especially with Avatricide happening. :nervous
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Re: Paranoid

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Yes, SP goodnight and good luck for tomorrow :Very Happy
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Re: Paranoid

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Good luck for tomorrow SP xxxx Not that you need it of course :Very Happy

And no, I'm not having a CAT scan DGP! I'm going to lie in something akin to a big very noisy fridge freezer and let them see if they can find anything (including a brain).
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Stormproof
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Re: Paranoid

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Thanks everyone. :nervous :Very Happy
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets

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smokerjim
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Re: Paranoid

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fishtank wrote:Yeah but you can't smoke on a bike....smoker. :chuckle
Not that i can in my own car...the wife doesn't let me..even though i paid for it.
Wanna bet??? My bike is a naked bike ( no fairing or screen ), but if I got a faired or half faired bike I bet I could, plus I use a Zippo lighter, kept in a pouch on my belt....

...and don't even think of asking "How would you smoke with your crash helmet on?" Barry Sheene always had a hole drilled through the chinbar of his AGV helmets so he would be able to have a fag on the startline of a race...

So any other questions? :smug:
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Re: Paranoid

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Aprilaydee wrote:Good luck for tomorrow SP xxxx Not that you need it of course :Very Happy

And no, I'm not having a CAT scan DGP! I'm going to lie in something akin to a big very noisy fridge freezer and let them see if they can find anything (including a brain).
It was just that your avatar could've given you a cat scan :wink:
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Re: Paranoid

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By licking me?! lol
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Re: Paranoid

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Aprilaydee wrote:By licking me?! lol
Does it needs eye protectors when it does that
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Re: Paranoid

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TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
Aprilaydee wrote:By licking me?! lol
Does it needs eye protectors when it does that
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In case any bits go flying off? I don't think I'm falling apart quite that much yet...
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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Re: Paranoid

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I'm back :dance tired and drugged up and missing a part of my meniscus. Glad to be home :wave
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets

Illegitimi non carborundum
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Re: Paranoid

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Stormproof wrote:I'm back :dance tired and drugged up and missing a part of my meniscus. Glad to be home :wave
Didn't you set Sky Plus?

Glad you're home and now on the mend! xxxx
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