"Anything for number 10, mate?" - Random guy on street

[taurus88]

If they look harder than me then I just chuck the whole bundle at them and run - no point risking my life.

[bandit650]

A new family have moved onto my delivery,the chap and his misses dont ever talk to me until the other morning! he was going the other way,next thing he turns the car round and follows me along shouting oy misses,oy you woman,i stopped i was fumming, (i dont like people shouting at me like that)i bent down and looked at him he then said i want my mail now, i said whom are you, i live at .....so i said sorry i dont give mail out in the street he said dont be f...ing stupid,i replied ok how about this then if you dont go away now i will call the office and get them to deal with you,he then drove off like someone possessed shouting,he is very weired but i dont give mail out it's not worth your job.

[POSTMAN]

A new family have moved onto my delivery,the chap and his misses dont ever talk to me until the other morning! he was going the other way,next thing he turns the car round and follows me along shouting oy misses,oy you woman,i stopped i was fumming, (i dont like people shouting at me like that)i bent down and looked at him he then said i want my mail now, i said whom are you, i live at .....so i said sorry i dont give mail out in the street he said dont be f...ing stupid,i replied ok how about this then if you dont go away now i will call the office and get them to deal with you,he then drove off like someone possessed shouting,he is very weired but i dont give mail out it's not worth your job.

Bandit are you a woman?

[bunkerland]

A new family have moved onto my delivery,the chap and his misses dont ever talk to me until the other morning! he was going the other way,next thing he turns the car round and follows me along shouting oy misses,oy you woman,i stopped i was fumming, (i dont like people shouting at me like that)i bent down and looked at him he then said i want my mail now, i said whom are you, i live at .....so i said sorry i dont give mail out in the street he said dont be f...ing stupid,i replied ok how about this then if you dont go away now i will call the office and get them to deal with you,he then drove off like someone possessed shouting,he is very weired but i dont give mail out it's not worth your job.

Bandit are you a woman?

Bit of a lothario eh Postman?

[plainpat]

If i was not on my regular delivery and someone asked me "Anything for No. xx?" I used to reply "If you can go and open the front door of No. xx with a key, then I will give you the mail"

About 1 in 10 would bother, the others usually said "Oh, I haven't got time for that, put them through the door"

Which suited me just fine

Is it posh where you deliver ? Using roman numerals for '20' and all that ?

È stupido

[bandit650]

A new family have moved onto my delivery,the chap and his misses dont ever talk to me until the other morning! he was going the other way,next thing he turns the car round and follows me along shouting oy misses,oy you woman,i stopped i was fumming, (i dont like people shouting at me like that)i bent down and looked at him he then said i want my mail now, i said whom are you, i live at .....so i said sorry i dont give mail out in the street he said dont be f...ing stupid,i replied ok how about this then if you dont go away now i will call the office and get them to deal with you,he then drove off like someone possessed shouting,he is very weired but i dont give mail out it's not worth your job.

Bandit are you a woman?

I was the last time i checked whys that Postman

[bunkerland]

A new family have moved onto my delivery,the chap and his misses dont ever talk to me until the other morning! he was going the other way,next thing he turns the car round and follows me along shouting oy misses,oy you woman,i stopped i was fumming, (i dont like people shouting at me like that)i bent down and looked at him he then said i want my mail now, i said whom are you, i live at .....so i said sorry i dont give mail out in the street he said dont be f...ing stupid,i replied ok how about this then if you dont go away now i will call the office and get them to deal with you,he then drove off like someone possessed shouting,he is very weired but i dont give mail out it's not worth your job.

Bandit are you a woman?

I was the last time i checked whys that Postman

Don't worry Bandit,i think Postman's just bought the book "1000 chat up lines to get a woman"

That was number 1!

[creedscat]

I normally get asked when i come back off a holiday. people coming up and asking me for giro's and s**t. I tell em no, your have to wait till i get round to you. They then come out with, "well the reserve postie gave me it the other day" then i tell them that they should'nt of and im not the reserve postie, and i will not give out mail in the street whether i know you or not.

[Izzy]

I have started dealing with customers who ask for their post by asking them what a Royal Mail inspector looks like. They say they don't know, I say neither do I.

[POSTMAN]

A new family have moved onto my delivery,the chap and his misses dont ever talk to me until the other morning! he was going the other way,next thing he turns the car round and follows me along shouting oy misses,oy you woman,i stopped i was fumming, (i dont like people shouting at me like that)i bent down and looked at him he then said i want my mail now, i said whom are you, i live at .....so i said sorry i dont give mail out in the street he said dont be f...ing stupid,i replied ok how about this then if you dont go away now i will call the office and get them to deal with you,he then drove off like someone possessed shouting,he is very weired but i dont give mail out it's not worth your job.

Bandit are you a woman?

I was the last time i checked whys that Postman

Just thought you was a dude for some reason,i've edited your profile.

Also num 123:Your place or mine?

[TrueBlueTerrier]

Just make sure it was n't the previous incumbent, he was blind in one eye you know
and we all thought he was going to be an improvement on the smarmy fellow that lived there before him
apparently though a new couple have moved in

[clashcityrocker]

apparently though a new couple have moved in

I have several gay couples on my round.
I don't hand the mail out in the street to anyone - gay, bi, or transgender.

[bandit650]

Well postman,i'm not a dude just a woman with an attitude and r u tall dark blue eyed and hansom? if you r i will take your place

[fishtank]

Well postman,i'm not a dude just a woman with an attitude and r u tall dark blue eyed and hansom? if you r i will take your place

I'm reliably informed that if he keeps taking the medication one day POSTMAN will be tall dark blue eyed and handsome.

[bandit650]

Well postman,i'm not a dude just a woman with an attitude and r u tall dark blue eyed and hansom? if you r i will take your place

I'm reliably informed that if he keeps taking the medication one day POSTMAN will be tall dark blue eyed and handsome.

Hey looks like you've borrowed one of our managers