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DGP1
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by DGP1 »
BELIAL wrote:
You still there? Dow down 192 points. Is it a draw
next time it'll be Nasdaq
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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BELIAL
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by BELIAL »
DGP1 wrote:BELIAL wrote:
You still there? Dow down 192 points. Is it a draw
next time it'll be Nasdaq
You is not struck down yet.
Three possibilities occur
God is a bollocks fairy tale
God is truly forgiving
Striking down is being lapsed
Bye
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fishtank
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by fishtank »
BELIAL wrote:
You is not struck down yet.
Three possibilities occur
God is a bollocks fairy tale
God is truly forgiving
Striking down is being lapsed
Or DGP is God.
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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DGP1
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by DGP1 »
fishtank wrote:BELIAL wrote:
You is not struck down yet.
Three possibilities occur
God is a bollocks fairy tale
God is truly forgiving
Striking down is being lapsed
Or DGP is God.
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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TeeferTiger
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by TeeferTiger »
He might be... I hear people say "Oh God, not you again" when he walks in?
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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dvbuk55
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by dvbuk55 »
Aprilaydee wrote:He might be... I hear people say "Oh God, not you again" when he walks in?
Well that is true, all the girls in that erm "shop" don't go in for that sort of thing - I mean is it really legal
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TeeferTiger
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by TeeferTiger »
dvbuk55 wrote:Aprilaydee wrote:He might be... I hear people say "Oh God, not you again" when he walks in?
Well that is true, all the girls in that erm "shop" don't go in for that sort of thing - I mean is it really legal
Not so much worried about the legalities of it all... But surely that much vaseline is a fire hazard?!
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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BELIAL
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by BELIAL »
Aprilaydee wrote:dvbuk55 wrote:Aprilaydee wrote:He might be... I hear people say "Oh God, not you again" when he walks in?
Well that is true, all the girls in that erm "shop" don't go in for that sort of thing - I mean is it really legal
Not so much worried about the legalities of it all... But surely that much vaseline is a fire hazard?!
Hence the need for DVB to be in constant attendance with his high pressure hose
Bye
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TeeferTiger
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by TeeferTiger »
BELIAL wrote:Aprilaydee wrote:dvbuk55 wrote:Aprilaydee wrote:He might be... I hear people say "Oh God, not you again" when he walks in?
Well that is true, all the girls in that erm "shop" don't go in for that sort of thing - I mean is it really legal
Not so much worried about the legalities of it all... But surely that much vaseline is a fire hazard?!
Hence the need for DVB to be in constant attendance with his high pressure hose
I wondered why he was wearing that rubber suit and mask! I'm assuming that's all part of the fire warden role, yes?
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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dvbuk55
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by dvbuk55 »
Aprilaydee wrote:BELIAL wrote:Aprilaydee wrote:dvbuk55 wrote:Aprilaydee wrote:He might be... I hear people say "Oh God, not you again" when he walks in?
Well that is true, all the girls in that erm "shop" don't go in for that sort of thing - I mean is it really legal
Not so much worried about the legalities of it all... But surely that much vaseline is a fire hazard?!
Hence the need for DVB to be in constant attendance with his high pressure hose
I wondered why he was wearing that rubber suit and mask! I'm assuming that's all part of the fire warden role, yes?
Actually April, no it really is kinky and the vaseline?
he has it delivered in bulk
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fishtank
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by fishtank »
dvbuk55 wrote:
Actually April, no it really is kinky and the vaseline?
he has it delivered in bulk
You two have completely corrupted that poor girl.
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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dvbuk55
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by dvbuk55 »
fishtank wrote:dvbuk55 wrote:
Actually April, no it really is kinky and the vaseline?
he has it delivered in bulk
You two have completely corrupted that poor girl.
Not quite ft, the next time Aprils in the naughty room, it's her turn to wear the red pvc suit.....................can't wait
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DGP1
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by DGP1 »
fishtank wrote:dvbuk55 wrote:
Actually April, no it really is kinky and the vaseline?
he has it delivered in bulk
You two have completely corrupted that poor girl.
I haven't even said anything today
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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plainpat
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by plainpat »
DGP1 wrote:fishtank wrote:dvbuk55 wrote:
Actually April, no it really is kinky and the vaseline?
he has it delivered in bulk
You two have completely corrupted that poor girl.
I haven't even said anything today
You will in due course
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DGP1
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by DGP1 »
plainpat wrote:DGP1 wrote:fishtank wrote:dvbuk55 wrote:
Actually April, no it really is kinky and the vaseline?
he has it delivered in bulk
You two have completely corrupted that poor girl.
I haven't even said anything today
You will in due course
Postman has increased the soundproofing in the naughty room
so the minute I overcome that I'll be back in full corruption mode
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio