POSTMANS UNIVERSAL LAWS

Post by **rhino49** » 20 Jul 2007, 18:50

jockthearab wrote:you can almost guarntee you never get that young very attractive women answering the door in her very short nightee
the only ones I get is old grannies

don't knock grannies mate - they don't tell and they're grateful as hell

Post by **POSTMAN** » 20 Jul 2007, 18:59

rhino49 wrote:
jockthearab wrote:you can almost guarntee you never get that young very attractive women answering the door in her very short nightee
the only ones I get is old grannies
don't knock grannies mate - they don't tell and they're grateful as hell

smokerjim · Post by **smokerjim** » 20 Jul 2007, 19:27

POSTMAN wrote:
rhino49 wrote:
jockthearab wrote:you can almost guarntee you never get that young very attractive women answering the door in her very short nightee
the only ones I get is old grannies
don't knock grannies mate - they don't tell and they're grateful as hell

Is that a guilty secret you're holding back, postman? And before you think it cathartic to spill your guts, that is a rhetorical question

Post by **rhino49** » 20 Jul 2007, 19:28

POSTMAN wrote:
rhino49 wrote:
jockthearab wrote:you can almost guarntee you never get that young very attractive women answering the door in her very short nightee
the only ones I get is old grannies
don't knock grannies mate - they don't tell and they're grateful as hell

Allegedly lol

The Postal Avenger · Post by **The Postal Avenger** » 21 Jul 2007, 10:47

When working on a bank or local holiday that we haven't got off I get sick of "I thought you were off today postie". Yeah we are but I just felt like walking around in my uniform for a laugh.

Homo Harry · Post by **Homo Harry** » 26 Jul 2007, 23:27

A universal truth....

the half delivery you take out on overtime is always the bit with the longest paths, the worst dogs, the most minging customers and the steepest steps.

Cos the other bastard got back from his round pronto, after running round his walk and snaffled up the easiest bit...

smokerjim · Post by **smokerjim** » 26 Jul 2007, 23:36

Homo Harry wrote:A universal truth....

the half delivery you take out on overtime is always the bit with the longest paths, the worst dogs, the most minging customers and the steepest steps.

Cos the other bastard got back from his round pronto, after running round his walk and snaffled up the easiest bit...

The story of my life on docket

shelanda · Post by **shelanda** » 26 Jul 2007, 23:37

jockthearab wrote:you can almost guarntee you never get that young very attractive women answering the door in her very short nightee
the only ones I get is old grannies

what's wrong with Grannies then?

smokerjim · Post by **smokerjim** » 26 Jul 2007, 23:40

shelanda wrote:
jockthearab wrote:you can almost guarntee you never get that young very attractive women answering the door in her very short nightee
the only ones I get is old grannies
what's wrong with Grannies then?

Not much, except they don't tend to look like Helen Mirren or Jo Lumley - more like derelict crumblies, with tits down to their knees & cankles like tree trunks

shelanda · Post by **shelanda** » 26 Jul 2007, 23:41

save your legs postie as they meet you at the top step

or what 's in that?

shelanda · Post by **shelanda** » 26 Jul 2007, 23:44

smokerjim wrote:
shelanda wrote:
jockthearab wrote:you can almost guarntee you never get that young very attractive women answering the door in her very short nightee
the only ones I get is old grannies
what's wrong with Grannies then?
Not much, except they don't tend to look like Helen Mirren or Jo Lumley - more like derelict crumblies, with tits down to their knees & cankles like tree trunks

must ask Charlielove or Trojan to introduce me to you!

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 27 Jul 2007, 02:19

smokerjim wrote:
Homo Harry wrote:A universal truth....

the half delivery you take out on overtime is always the bit with the longest paths, the worst dogs, the most minging customers and the steepest steps.

Cos the other bastard got back from his round pronto, after running round his walk and snaffled up the easiest bit...
The story of my life on docket

Smokerjim I thought you had left us WELCOME back

smokerjim · Post by **smokerjim** » 31 Jul 2007, 21:15

disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
smokerjim wrote:
Homo Harry wrote:A universal truth....

the half delivery you take out on overtime is always the bit with the longest paths, the worst dogs, the most minging customers and the steepest steps.

Cos the other bastard got back from his round pronto, after running round his walk and snaffled up the easiest bit...
The story of my life on docket
Smokerjim I thought you had left us WELCOME back

Might be a bit quiet ( every other bugger that knows me, wishes they could see that a bit more often ), but till Leighton gives me my P45, I'll be here.......so I s'pose I'll be gone within a month of the strike ending, along with 39,999 other poor bastids

princess blue · Post by **princess blue** » 01 Aug 2007, 22:17

oooh -just in time, as they hand me a letter after running down the road.
i must hear this at least 5 times a day, every day on my

lunchtime collection

455SD · Post by **455SD** » 01 Aug 2007, 23:11

The houses that are hardest to get to always have one letter, just to make the exercise seem even more futile.