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My blob and I

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Re: My blob and I

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Why don't we have an annual awards ceremony on RMC?
I'd like to nominate this for "grammatically most pleasing title for a thread"
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Re: My blob and I

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Motherhubbard I would like to inform you that im not a prissy little boy,I was merely making an observation on the word blob.You on the other hand sound like a right classy bird,the sort you look forward to meeting your parents.
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Re: My blob and I

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jaylime wrote:Motherhubbard I would like to inform you that im not a prissy little boy,I was merely making an observation on the word blob.You on the other hand sound like a right classy bird,the sort you look forward to meeting your parents.
I wouldn't waste time showing her off to my parents - if MH was my girlfriend, I'd want to spend all my spare time with her....I doubt my missus would be so keen about that though :left:
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smokerjim wrote:
I wouldn't waste time showing her off to my parents - if MH was my girlfriend, I'd want to spend all my spare time with her....I doubt my missus would be so keen about that though :left:
You'd have to become NON-smokerjim.
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Re: My blob and I

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jaylime wrote:Motherhubbard I would like to inform you that im not a prissy little boy,I was merely making an observation on the word blob.You on the other hand sound like a right classy bird,the sort you look forward to meeting your parents.
Have you found out who your real dad is then?
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motherhubbard wrote:
jaylime wrote:Motherhubbard I would like to inform you that im not a prissy little boy,I was merely making an observation on the word blob.You on the other hand sound like a right classy bird,the sort you look forward to meeting your parents.
Have you found out who your real dad is then?
:chuckle :chuckle That was nasty.................but I like it :nervous
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Re: My blob and I

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Motherhubbard im not sure whether you are just an angry person or someone with penis envy,either way your comments sum up to you saying im a bastard child which I don't find very funny.My original post was quite innocent and now you have turned it into a personal attack I suggest tonight you get a chair,sit in front of a mirror and take a long look at yourself and ask yourself if your proud of what you have said.PS I would like to see Motherhubbard issued with a warning if this continues.
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Re: My blob and I

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oh boy :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: My blob and I

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jaylime wrote:
My original post was quite innocent and now you have turned it into a personal attack
Referring to me as a classy bird , the sort you wouldn't want to take home to meet your parents wasn't a personal attack? I regard being referred to as a bird as offensive.
PS I would like to see Motherhubbard issued with a warning if this continues.
I would like to see Motherhubbard issued with a warning. But you say you are not a prissy little boy. :hmmmm
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Re: My blob and I

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How the hell has this thread got out of hand. :crazy:
Come on motherhubbard,we're playing. :neutral:

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Re: My blob and I

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How about this:

There once was a vampire called Mabel
Whose periods were very unstable
One night at full moon
She sat with a spoon
And drank herself under the table.
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Re: My blob and I

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motherhubbard wrote:How about this:

There once was a vampire called Mabel
Whose periods were very unstable
One night at full moon
She sat with a spoon
And drank herself under the table.
:left: :left: :left: :left:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... the%20blob" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


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Re: My blob and I

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REDLETTER wrote:
motherhubbard wrote:How about this:

There once was a vampire called Mabel
Whose periods were very unstable
One night at full moon
She sat with a spoon
And drank herself under the table.
:left: :left: :left: :left:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... the%20blob" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


I though Steve McQueen was in the BLOB! :Very Happy :Very Happy :Very Happy :crazy:
Dennis hopper was in it too, IIRC - but I can find any proof :d'oh!
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Re: My blob and I

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On the matter of the film
Since 2000, the town of Phoenixville, Pennsylvania — one of the filming locations — has held an annual "Blobfest".
Surely that should be held every month :nervous
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Re: My blob and I

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DGP1 wrote:On the matter of the film
Since 2000, the town of Phoenixville, Pennsylvania — one of the filming locations — has held an annual "Blobfest".
Surely that should be held every month :nervous
:neutral: :d'oh!
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.