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My blob and I
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clashcityrocker
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Re: My blob and I
Why don't we have an annual awards ceremony on RMC?
I'd like to nominate this for "grammatically most pleasing title for a thread"
I'd like to nominate this for "grammatically most pleasing title for a thread"
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jaylime
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Re: My blob and I
Motherhubbard I would like to inform you that im not a prissy little boy,I was merely making an observation on the word blob.You on the other hand sound like a right classy bird,the sort you look forward to meeting your parents.
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smokerjim
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Re: My blob and I
I wouldn't waste time showing her off to my parents - if MH was my girlfriend, I'd want to spend all my spare time with her....I doubt my missus would be so keen about that thoughjaylime wrote:Motherhubbard I would like to inform you that im not a prissy little boy,I was merely making an observation on the word blob.You on the other hand sound like a right classy bird,the sort you look forward to meeting your parents.
I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?
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motherhubbard
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Re: My blob and I
You'd have to become NON-smokerjim.smokerjim wrote:
I wouldn't waste time showing her off to my parents - if MH was my girlfriend, I'd want to spend all my spare time with her....I doubt my missus would be so keen about that though
Never let the hand you hold, hold you down.
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motherhubbard
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Re: My blob and I
Have you found out who your real dad is then?jaylime wrote:Motherhubbard I would like to inform you that im not a prissy little boy,I was merely making an observation on the word blob.You on the other hand sound like a right classy bird,the sort you look forward to meeting your parents.
Never let the hand you hold, hold you down.
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DGP1
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Re: My blob and I
motherhubbard wrote:Have you found out who your real dad is then?jaylime wrote:Motherhubbard I would like to inform you that im not a prissy little boy,I was merely making an observation on the word blob.You on the other hand sound like a right classy bird,the sort you look forward to meeting your parents.
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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jaylime
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Re: My blob and I
Motherhubbard im not sure whether you are just an angry person or someone with penis envy,either way your comments sum up to you saying im a bastard child which I don't find very funny.My original post was quite innocent and now you have turned it into a personal attack I suggest tonight you get a chair,sit in front of a mirror and take a long look at yourself and ask yourself if your proud of what you have said.PS I would like to see Motherhubbard issued with a warning if this continues.
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krussel
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Re: My blob and I
oh boy

Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
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motherhubbard
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I would like to see Motherhubbard issued with a warning. But you say you are not a prissy little boy.jaylime wrote:Referring to me as a classy bird , the sort you wouldn't want to take home to meet your parents wasn't a personal attack? I regard being referred to as a bird as offensive.My original post was quite innocent and now you have turned it into a personal attackPS I would like to see Motherhubbard issued with a warning if this continues.
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POSTMAN
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Re: My blob and I
How the hell has this thread got out of hand.
Come on motherhubbard,we're playing.
Back on track,what's the latest form your DOM?
Come on motherhubbard,we're playing.
Back on track,what's the latest form your DOM?
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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motherhubbard
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Re: My blob and I
How about this:
There once was a vampire called Mabel
Whose periods were very unstable
One night at full moon
She sat with a spoon
And drank herself under the table.
There once was a vampire called Mabel
Whose periods were very unstable
One night at full moon
She sat with a spoon
And drank herself under the table.
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REDLETTER
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Re: My blob and I
motherhubbard wrote:How about this:
There once was a vampire called Mabel
Whose periods were very unstable
One night at full moon
She sat with a spoon
And drank herself under the table.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... the%20blob" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I though Steve McQueen was in the BLOB!
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smokerjim
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Re: My blob and I
Dennis hopper was in it too, IIRC - but I can find any proofREDLETTER wrote:motherhubbard wrote:How about this:
There once was a vampire called Mabel
Whose periods were very unstable
One night at full moon
She sat with a spoon
And drank herself under the table.![]()
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... the%20blob" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I though Steve McQueen was in the BLOB!![]()
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I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?
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DGP1
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Re: My blob and I
On the matter of the film

Surely that should be held every monthSince 2000, the town of Phoenixville, Pennsylvania — one of the filming locations — has held an annual "Blobfest".
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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POSTMAN
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Re: My blob and I
DGP1 wrote:On the matter of the filmSurely that should be held every monthSince 2000, the town of Phoenixville, Pennsylvania — one of the filming locations — has held an annual "Blobfest".
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.