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smokerjim
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I got bit last night - after 13 months of getting away with it - I was covering another postie's walk on docket, 3rd of 4 pouches, just bowling along, went through the gate, to the door on the side of the house ( ground floor maisonette ), door was wide open & as I drew level with it, two aggressive leapt up and charged, like The Light Brigade - sadly, I ain't Russian & I ain't got any guns, so I considered my somewhat limited options, and started a strategic withdrawl for the gate :cool :cool :cool ( ok, tbh, I shat it, and pegged it for the gate :roll: :crazy: :oops: ).

As I was doing that, it got me on the ankle, owners rushed outside, practically forced sugar water, tea and buscuits upon me :dance as I was trying to get hold of the evening screw to find out the SOP :roll: & whilst waiting, the owners told me, it had happened before, they recieved a letter a few weeks ago, been threatened with having to pick up their mail from the caller's office, and hadn't got round to sorting out an exterior letter box :d'oh! :d'oh! :d'oh! :so there :no no

Still, on the upside, I now get a long weekend ( before next week's rotated long weekend ), I don't get the chance to deliver Harry Potter on Saturday ( :funneh :funneh Oh dear, what a shame, never mind! ), and I've got to see my rep when I get back to sort out the compo :dance :dance :dance
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smokerjim
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Post by smokerjim »

BTW, waddaya think of an idea I've had for new PPE uniform..

Image The best bit is on sunny days, you ca ... :crazy:
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TrueBlueTerrier
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Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

Just means the dogs and estate kids on my round would get their hands on these.

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jafferpants
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Post by jafferpants »

SMOKERJIM LIKE THE IDEA ABOUT USING THE BREASTPLATE FOR A FRY UP AND LOOKING DOWN THE SUIT A BIT I SEE YOU HAVE A HANDY CARRY CASE FOR YOUR MEAT AND TWO VEG. PS ANY IDEAS WHERE I COULD PUT MY SAVALOY. :oops:
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smokerjim
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Post by smokerjim »

jafferpants wrote:SMOKERJIM LIKE THE IDEA ABOUT USING THE BREASTPLATE FOR A FRY UP AND LOOKING DOWN THE SUIT A BIT I SEE YOU HAVE A HANDY CARRY CASE FOR YOUR MEAT AND TWO VEG. PS ANY IDEAS WHERE I COULD PUT MY SAVALOY. :oops:
Savaloy? I was told you got a chipolata :wink: :Very Happy
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jafferpants
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Post by jafferpants »

YOUR RIGHT BUT I WEAR STRONG GLASSES.MAKES EVERYTHING LOOK BIGGER ECCEPT MY PAY SLIP :shock:
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Stormproof
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Kittens

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Any one want a kitten? I've got 2 to give away free to good homes.........
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets

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jafferpants
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Post by jafferpants »

SORRY BUT AT MY TIME OF LIFE IV'E LOST ALL INTEREST IN PUSSY'S. :oops: :oops: :oops:
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L Tommo
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Re: Kittens

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k66yla wrote:Any one want a kitten? I've got 2 to give away free to good homes.........
How old and wot are they.. Male or female? And wots the mother like??? Ive got a Mad Ginger Tom that My Mum has now and he is a right git... Funny but a git!! I love cats over a dog all day... Its just if they will settle with a mad Ginger thing??? Alfie is a bit like his owner.... :crazy:

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ahhhhhhhhhh

ps JafferPants mate.. Your getting a bit warm under the collar lately mate... U need a little blue tablet or sumfink??? :wink:
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Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

I love cats and had 2 but 1 died recently the other is a bit lonely but I am too far away - good luck with finding them a good home. Image
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smokerjim
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Re: Kittens

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k66yla wrote:Any one want a kitten? I've got 2 to give away free to good homes.........
Cheers, but a little busy with my own & my first - a geogeous, cheeky little black pussy.
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Stormproof
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Post by Stormproof »

They are 10 weeks old today..........think tabby is male, in other words, i have'nt a clue.

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Just keep on walking down never ending streets

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jafferpants
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Post by jafferpants »

TOMMO TALKING OF MAD GINGER THINGS I MUST RING THE WIFE :wave
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L Tommo
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JAFFER.....

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HAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN FEEL A SLAP COMING ON FOR YOU MATE FROM THE LADY OF YOUR HOUSE... :pray I hope she dont catch ya too hard mate,
That suit of armour might come in handy again!!! :wink:

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ps I sshe that bad mate??? :d'oh!
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L Tommo
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Ahhhhhh the Tabby ...

Post by L Tommo »

k66yla wrote:They are 10 weeks old today..........think tabby is male, in other words, i have'nt a clue.

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The Tabby is lovely and looks like my Nans old cat.... I would love to take the pair of em but it wouldnt be fair. As Alfie would have em for breakfast..
He is a bit wild... :crazy: He thinks he is the guvnor in the house..... Which he is!!! :nervous

If i find out anyone who wants a Pair Of kittens i will give you a shout K66yla...

My Cuz might???? Will ask the weekend...


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