What type of postie are you?

[dvbuk55]

I personally tell my wife that 30 seconds is a long time and that it IS really big and hope that she doesn't compare me to others but she does have a problem when she went to get me a 12" length of wood and came back with a 3" piece

3", 30 seconds - stop exaggerating stud - next you'll be saying you are really Omar

[SeriousSam]

Im the type of postman that always delivers his letters, rain or shine, like in this film (one of the best films of all time):

[norbert]

I personally tell my wife that 30 seconds is a long time and that it IS really big and hope that she doesn't compare me to others but she does have a problem when she went to get me a 12" length of wood and came back with a 3" piece

3", 30 seconds - stop exaggerating stud - next you'll be saying you are really Omar

I think DGP will have to go on the sunbed first - he's also got a model on sale according to Google Images - Nowadays he'd be able to push those electric trolleys round hands free

[dvbuk55]

I personally tell my wife that 30 seconds is a long time and that it IS really big and hope that she doesn't compare me to others but she does have a problem when she went to get me a 12" length of wood and came back with a 3" piece

3", 30 seconds - stop exaggerating stud - next you'll be saying you are really Omar

I think DGP will have to go on the sunbed first - he's also got a model on sale according to Google Images - Nowadays he'd be able to push those electric trolleys round hands free

Norbert - shame on you - we aren't even going to ask why you have a large poster of Omar on your bedroom wall

[dvbuk55]

Im the type of postman that always delivers his letters, rain or shine, like in this film (one of the best films of all time):

You are so right - it is one of my favourite films - I don't know what you think but wouldn't it just be the right avatar for one of our posters

[DGP1]

I personally tell my wife that 30 seconds is a long time and that it IS really big and hope that she doesn't compare me to others but she does have a problem when she went to get me a 12" length of wood and came back with a 3" piece

3", 30 seconds - stop exaggerating stud - next you'll be saying you are really Omar

I think DGP will have to go on the sunbed first - he's also got a model on sale according to Google Images - Nowadays he'd be able to push those electric trolleys round hands free

How dare you I'm a very dusky person (dirt does count for that ) but TBH my belly sicks out further than my muscle so I'd just have to use that

[peejay14]

And peebrain - don't hold your breath waiting for an apology - well actually..........................

Then you and DGP1 have something in common, don't you.

[SeriousSam]

please guys lets not become racist accidentally or anything. I once got a stirn telling off at work for saying white xbox's are better than the black ones. I didnt say it like that though i worded what i was saying wrongly and my manager wasnt impressed. He thought i was speaking of people.... XD

[norbert]

please guys lets not become racist accidentally or anything. I once got a stirn telling off at work for saying white xbox's are better than the black ones. I didnt say it like that though i worded what i was saying wrongly and my manager wasnt impressed. He thought i was speaking of people.... XD

Yes because he's a pathetic idiot - it's all the Emperor's New Clothes with RM's management style

[norbert]

I personally tell my wife that 30 seconds is a long time and that it IS really big and hope that she doesn't compare me to others but she does have a problem when she went to get me a 12" length of wood and came back with a 3" piece

3", 30 seconds - stop exaggerating stud - next you'll be saying you are really Omar

I think DGP will have to go on the sunbed first - he's also got a model on sale according to Google Images - Nowadays he'd be able to push those electric trolleys round hands free

Norbert - shame on you - we aren't even going to ask why you have a large poster of Omar on your bedroom wall

I'm a bit too old to have posters on my walls - he's left the " adult art " business and gone legit apparently

[dvbuk55]

And peebrain - don't hold your breath waiting for an apology - well actually..........................

Then you and DGP1 have something in common, don't you.

That's better PJ we love the one liners - you have to realise when you are getting on, the eyesight is going, and when you start readiing something that long by the middle of the passage you have forgotten how it started - that's why I like the Dandy and Beano

[TrueBlueTerrier]

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PEEJAY - I think you made the same mistake that a new bloke in my office did. When starting a new job or in this case joining a new forum, its always best to keep your ears open and your mouth closed. This is not meant as an insult, although it does sound like one, its something I learned in the forces, what it means is learn about the about place you are working in and what is and what is not acceptable (ears open part) before you commit a social or professional faux pas by saying or doing something which goes against accepted norms (mouth closed part). It also means that people slowly realise where you are coming from and would more readily accept your views, if not entirely agree with them.

What you did was not wrong and did start a debate, but not the one you wanted. Instead you came across in the fashio people have described. Hopefully we can end this thread at some point and perhaps you could spend your time more beneficially on other threads and perhaps be more welcomed in the future

[dvbuk55]

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PEEJAY - I think you made the same mistake that a new bloke in my office did. When starting a new job or in this case joining a new forum, its always best to keep your ears open and your mouth closed. This is not meant as an insult, although it does sound like one, its something I learned in the forces, what it means is learn about the about place you are working in and what is and what is not acceptable (ears open part) before you commit a social or professional faux pas by saying or doing something which goes against accepted norms (mouth closed part). It also means that people slowly realise where you are coming from and would more readily accept your views, if not entirely agree with them.

What you did was not wrong and did start a debate, but not the one you wanted. Instead you came across in the fashio people have described. Hopefully we can end this thread at some point and perhaps you could spend your time more beneficially on other threads and perhaps be more welcomed in the future

I apologise for changing the name OK - you can beathe now pj.

[opgpat]

That I 'flooded this thread with narcissistic verbosity' in you words, is just your opinion

Yes it is! And many others too!!!

and to me your argument there in support of dvbuk55 is pretty weak.

That's...'just your opinion'.

Up until the point that dvbuk55 irritated me, none of my many (many) words were in any way offensive to anyone,

Oh right, well thanks for speaking for the whole membership of RMC chat there but actually a fair few things you have posted has been quite offensive to me.

I hope that this online community does not exhibit the general behaviour of CWU members towards prospective members who remain unpersuaded, like me

That is a crass and completely unfair attack on all CWU members. I was deeply offended by that when I read it but let it go. HOW DARE you suggest CWU members in the workplace bully and threaten non-members to join. That is a disgusting lie.

Guilty of deceit, my @rse!

That is a comment on my post where I said you have decieved us by comming on here pretending to be unsure about what to do re: IA but you suddenly turn out to be completely anti-CWU after a few days. Again I was offended by the obscenity as I didn't use one against you.

So peejay...you are not the inoffensive innocent poor guy who's being picked on that you claim to be are you?

[norbert]

I personally tell my wife that 30 seconds is a long time and that it IS really big and hope that she doesn't compare me to others but she does have a problem when she went to get me a 12" length of wood and came back with a 3" piece

3", 30 seconds - stop exaggerating stud - next you'll be saying you are really Omar

I think DGP will have to go on the sunbed first - he's also got a model on sale according to Google Images - Nowadays he'd be able to push those electric trolleys round hands free

How dare you I'm a very dusky person (dirt does count for that ) but TBH my belly sicks out further than my muscle so I'd just have to use that

The NIPS won't be able to arrest you for obscenity if your belly covers your bollocks when you open that mac then