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Post by Shiggaddi »

As you can see, I'm brewing up more jokes all the time!!
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Shiggaddi wrote:As you can see, I'm brewing up more jokes all the time!!
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH :pray :pray :pray
" if the kids are united we will never be divided "
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evilc wrote:
Shiggaddi wrote:As you can see, I'm brewing up more jokes all the time!!
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH :pray :pray :pray
You can be thankfull of one thing though, I'm on leave this week, so you won't have to put up with my jokes on the shift for a whole week!!
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Shiggaddi wrote:
evilc wrote:
Shiggaddi wrote:As you can see, I'm brewing up more jokes all the time!!
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH :pray :pray :pray
You can be thankfull of one thing though, I'm on leave this week, so you won't have to put up with my jokes on the shift for a whole week!!
No but the rest of the country does apparently. :shock: Just Kidding :dance :Very Happy
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Post by Shiggaddi »

You can't escape my jokes!! :nana
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Post by ROCKY »

MIGHT AS WELL GIVE THIS LOTE THEIR OWN SITE THE WAY THEY ARE GOING HELLO AND WELCOME
PS SHARE THE JOKES WE COULD ALL DO WITH A LAUGH
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A man drives into a petrol station, and lights a fag whilst filling up with petrol.

His arm caught fire, and the police were called to help with the situation.

He was arrested by the police for being is possession of a "firearm"
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DIRTY JOKE

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Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."

The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."

The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"

She frowned and said, "The postman."

"Why the postman?"

"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
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Post by ROCKY »

tbt send me your e mail add i get these things by the boatload not for kids or parents though shiggaddi that was poor keep em coming how about starting a jokes thread
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Post by evilc »

Shiggaddi wrote:
evilc wrote:
Shiggaddi wrote:As you can see, I'm brewing up more jokes all the time!!
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH :pray :pray :pray
You can be thankfull of one thing though, I'm on leave this week, so you won't have to put up with my jokes on the shift for a whole week!!
HOORAH, HOORAH, HOORAH,HOORAH :dance :dance :dance
" if the kids are united we will never be divided "
Jimmy pursey 1979
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A woman was rushed to hospital in labour, and was finding it very painful. The midwife told her about this new drug that would help ease the pain, but the pain would be transferred to the father, so her husband agreed. They started off transferring 10% of the pain, and she felt slightly better, and her husband said he didn't feel a thing. The midwife then transferred 20% of the pain, and still her husband didn't feel anything. After transferring 50%, there was still no sign on pain from her husband, so they went for 100% The woman gave birth pain free, and her husband didn't feel a thing.

She was discharged from hospital, and as they were driving home, they noticed some police cars and an ambulance in their street. They went to investigate, and found that the local postman had collapsed, and died of a heart attack.
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Shiggaddi wrote:A woman was rushed to hospital in labour, and was finding it very painful. The midwife told her about this new drug that would help ease the pain, but the pain would be transferred to the father, so her husband agreed. They started off transferring 10% of the pain, and she felt slightly better, and her husband said he didn't feel a thing. The midwife then transferred 20% of the pain, and still her husband didn't feel anything. After transferring 50%, there was still no sign on pain from her husband, so they went for 100% The woman gave birth pain free, and her husband didn't feel a thing.

She was discharged from hospital, and as they were driving home, they noticed some police cars and an ambulance in their street. They went to investigate, and found that the local postman had collapsed, and died of a heart attack.
NOT FUNNY .
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Post by dman »

thought he was on holiday for the week :roll:
a puppet on a string
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Post by Shiggaddi »

dman wrote:thought he was on holiday for the week :roll:
You can't escape my jokes that easily!!
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Post by evilc »

dman wrote:thought he was on holiday for the week :roll:
Must be holidaying in front of the computer. :no no :no no
" if the kids are united we will never be divided "
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