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Post by **Shiggaddi** » 25 Jun 2007, 14:06

As you can see, I'm brewing up more jokes all the time!!

Post by **evilc** » 25 Jun 2007, 15:10

Shiggaddi wrote:As you can see, I'm brewing up more jokes all the time!!

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH

Post by **Shiggaddi** » 25 Jun 2007, 15:15

evilc wrote:
Shiggaddi wrote:As you can see, I'm brewing up more jokes all the time!!
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH

You can be thankfull of one thing though, I'm on leave this week, so you won't have to put up with my jokes on the shift for a whole week!!

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 25 Jun 2007, 15:23

Shiggaddi wrote:
evilc wrote:
Shiggaddi wrote:As you can see, I'm brewing up more jokes all the time!!
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH
You can be thankfull of one thing though, I'm on leave this week, so you won't have to put up with my jokes on the shift for a whole week!!

No but the rest of the country does apparently.

Just Kidding

Post by **Shiggaddi** » 25 Jun 2007, 15:24

You can't escape my jokes!!

ROCKY · Post by **ROCKY** » 25 Jun 2007, 19:22

MIGHT AS WELL GIVE THIS LOTE THEIR OWN SITE THE WAY THEY ARE GOING HELLO AND WELCOME
PS SHARE THE JOKES WE COULD ALL DO WITH A LAUGH

Post by **Shiggaddi** » 25 Jun 2007, 19:55

A man drives into a petrol station, and lights a fag whilst filling up with petrol.

His arm caught fire, and the police were called to help with the situation.

He was arrested by the police for being is possession of a "firearm"

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 25 Jun 2007, 19:57

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."

The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."

The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"

She frowned and said, "The postman."

"Why the postman?"

"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

ROCKY · Post by **ROCKY** » 25 Jun 2007, 20:12

tbt send me your e mail add i get these things by the boatload not for kids or parents though shiggaddi that was poor keep em coming how about starting a jokes thread

Post by **evilc** » 25 Jun 2007, 20:24

Shiggaddi wrote:
evilc wrote:
Shiggaddi wrote:As you can see, I'm brewing up more jokes all the time!!
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH
You can be thankfull of one thing though, I'm on leave this week, so you won't have to put up with my jokes on the shift for a whole week!!

HOORAH, HOORAH, HOORAH,HOORAH

Post by **Shiggaddi** » 25 Jun 2007, 20:51

A woman was rushed to hospital in labour, and was finding it very painful. The midwife told her about this new drug that would help ease the pain, but the pain would be transferred to the father, so her husband agreed. They started off transferring 10% of the pain, and she felt slightly better, and her husband said he didn't feel a thing. The midwife then transferred 20% of the pain, and still her husband didn't feel anything. After transferring 50%, there was still no sign on pain from her husband, so they went for 100% The woman gave birth pain free, and her husband didn't feel a thing.

She was discharged from hospital, and as they were driving home, they noticed some police cars and an ambulance in their street. They went to investigate, and found that the local postman had collapsed, and died of a heart attack.

Post by **evilc** » 26 Jun 2007, 07:03

Shiggaddi wrote:A woman was rushed to hospital in labour, and was finding it very painful. The midwife told her about this new drug that would help ease the pain, but the pain would be transferred to the father, so her husband agreed. They started off transferring 10% of the pain, and she felt slightly better, and her husband said he didn't feel a thing. The midwife then transferred 20% of the pain, and still her husband didn't feel anything. After transferring 50%, there was still no sign on pain from her husband, so they went for 100% The woman gave birth pain free, and her husband didn't feel a thing.

She was discharged from hospital, and as they were driving home, they noticed some police cars and an ambulance in their street. They went to investigate, and found that the local postman had collapsed, and died of a heart attack.

NOT FUNNY .

Post by **dman** » 26 Jun 2007, 07:10

thought he was on holiday for the week

Post by **Shiggaddi** » 26 Jun 2007, 11:21

dman wrote:thought he was on holiday for the week

You can't escape my jokes that easily!!

Post by **evilc** » 27 Jun 2007, 06:59

dman wrote:thought he was on holiday for the week

Must be holidaying in front of the computer.

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