The cheerful postie,with a shoe box size packet in tow,says the routine "good afternoon" and kinda motions the packet with an out stretched arm and then says,looking at all 3 1 by 1,"who wants this then?"
There was a deadly silence
Realising that he had somehow stumbled into the abyss,the postie decided despite the danger involved ,to walk towards 1 of the estate agents,"what is it?" the estate agent said,"i dunno" the postie replied,"but it's for you lot".
The estate agent replied,"i know it's for us,but what is it".
At this point and what seemed an eternity
the postie stood there deciding what to do.Does he...
A: Say "Look here you fecking halfwit,how the feck do i know what it fecking is,i just deliver the s**t"
B: Say "Well i would tell ya but i left me fecking x-ray specs at home today,so it's pot fecking luck what it is"
C: Say "Are you some kinda twat,what's with you fecking lot,problem selling houses is it?"
D:Say "Well it's not valuable dude,i mean,if it was i'd a nicked the fecking thing,you know what us posties are like don't ya"
E:Say to the girl of the group,who's not really that hot but it's a laugh init "Look babe,i don't know what's in the packet,but if you play your cards right,i've got a special packet for you,know what i mean doll" And obviously do the wink thing.
F:Take a deep breath,hand the packet over to the 1st estate agent ,then leave without waiting for the 'thankyou' which didn't come anyway,and decide that next time you get something for the numnuts,just lamp it on the 1st desk you see.
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She then goes on and on and on and i just said to her it must be great being perfect and how well she mustve done when she started her job with no mistakes at the beginning .