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HEALTH Secretary Alan Johnson, who was busy this week unveiling his NHS constitution, has also been reminiscing about life before politics and his time as a postman. At a Westminster lunch, Al told a story about delivering some mail down a long path to a large house to discover a fearsome-looking dog hurtling his way. As it leapt snarling at him, a woman appeared at the upstairs window and shouted: "Kick his balls! Kick his balls!" The future MP lashed out at the dog with his foot, only to hear the woman yell: "Not those! The plastic balls on the lawn!"
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I know who's balls i'd like to kick!
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I would say she was shouting at the dog to kick his balls!
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Hardly an original story, Jasper Carrott was using that joke back in the 1970's, but then again can't expect a politician to think of anything original could we.

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POSTMAN wrote:I know who's balls i'd like to kick!
that's a old joke that , just like " I said prick his boil " , last time AJ was a mod , politics is just showbiz for the power mad , ugly & inadequate :evil/mad
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singingpostman wrote:Hardly an original story, Jasper Carrott was using that joke back in the 1970's, but then again can't expect a politician to think of anything original could we.

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TrueBlueTerrier wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 162515.ece

HEALTH Secretary Alan Johnson, who was busy this week unveiling his NHS constitution, has also been reminiscing about life before politics and his time as a postman. At a Westminster lunch, Al told a story about delivering some mail down a long path to a large house to discover a fearsome-looking dog hurtling his way. As it leapt snarling at him, a woman appeared at the upstairs window and shouted: "Kick his balls! Kick his balls!" The future MP lashed out at the dog with his foot, only to hear the woman yell: "Not those! The plastic balls on the lawn!"
I think he is more interested in licking than kicking now!.
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