4 m.p.h

[woofwoof]

so we are told geo-route is set at 4 m.p.h cos of the settings in geo-route with the new revision

1. i ask if thats all ok then will we be expected to lapse walks in summer

answer yes

2. will we use geo route

answer if u want

3. so will the settings be changed

yes the call rate

4. so you are saying because the call rate is down you are saying i CAN walk faster

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm no i didnt say that u might have no letters for some houses and 1or 2 for some instead of 3 or for for most houses

whats do you think

[DGP1]

RM spokesman stated that the speed is only 2.1mph (3.37kph) so we should hold them to that.

[dvbuk55]

so we are told geo-route is set at 4 m.p.h cos of the settings in geo-route with the new revision

1. i ask if thats all ok then will we be expected to lapse walks in summer

answer yes

2. will we use geo route

answer if u want

3. so will the settings be changed

yes the call rate

4. so you are saying because the call rate is down you are saying i CAN walk faster

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm no i didnt say that u might have no letters for some houses and 1or 2 for some instead of 3 or for for most houses

whats do you think

Well I think you should stop whining and buy some roller boots come to think of it......................... perhaps my talent is wasted - planning department here I come

[brothermagrew]

Well I think you should stop whining and buy some roller boots

Not before they have been properly risk assessed and a new safe system of work has been adopted you don't

[dvbuk55]

Well I think you should stop whining and buy some roller boots

Not before they have been properly risk assessed and a new safe system of work has been adopted you don't

You don't need risk assessment no no lets press on and get the job done - seems to spring to mind after the Way Forward agreement - much promised nothing gained - the roller boots were a joke - I meant mobility scooters with trailers, so that you can work on into your seventies - and if your young enough eighties - come to think of it you may be able to deliver your own 100th birthday card from HM King Charles 3rd - your pension will be payable on your 105th birthday but only if your mum and dad are with you.

[brothermagrew]

Tee hee

Beginning to think that you've truly flipped brother Think it all stemmed from that one time you played basketball in Oswestry either that or you are taking too many of them blue tablets.

[ar26]

I don't fancy them roller boot thingys can i have a set of striders instead, like in that tv commercial for Zurich insurance. I'm sure Royal Mail will be fine with us trialling them as we'll be able to do 2 runs in the time it takes to do one now. I don't see any health and safety issues at all. Well lets face it there seem to be no health and safety issues regarding being out an extra hour or carrying more bags to cover the extra doors we'll be expected to do. They might need to put extra padding and weight on the PDAs as we'll be higher off the ground and we don't want them to break if we drop them. Then again I'll need the drivers seat removed from my van so I can save time by not removing the striders to drive, in fact why don't royal mail just get Romec to design RoboPost, I'm sure we don't mind having our arms and legs cut off and replaced with bionic items. Lets face it we might be better with bionic legs etc as when dogs attack we won't even notice.

[dvbuk55]

Tee hee

Beginning to think that you've truly flipped brother Think it all stemmed from that one time you played basketball in Oswestry either that or you are taking too many of them blue tablets.

Well that accounts for the fact that when I wake up in a morning I think I'm a bedouin and the basketball? - only 46 years ago............................... I have a job reaching door handles these days. I have more in common with Verne than the HGT these days - it's true everything shrinks when you get older - well almost everything.

[dvbuk55]

I don't fancy them roller boot thingys can i have a set of striders instead, like in that tv commercial for Zurich insurance. I'm sure Royal Mail will be fine with us trialling them as we'll be able to do 2 runs in the time it takes to do one now. I don't see any health and safety issues at all. Well lets face it there seem to be no health and safety issues regarding being out an extra hour or carrying more bags to cover the extra doors we'll be expected to do. They might need to put extra padding and weight on the PDAs as we'll be higher off the ground and we don't want them to break if we drop them. Then again I'll need the drivers seat removed from my van so I can save time by not removing the striders to drive, in fact why don't royal mail just get Romec to design RoboPost, I'm sure we don't mind having our arms and legs cut off and replaced with bionic items. Lets face it we might be better with bionic legs etc as when dogs attack we won't even notice.

I know I'm past it but I've always fancied a go with those striders - don't know why but they fascinated me when they first came out, so much so I looked into buying some - until I saw the price!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah well just something else too expensive and for which I'm past it. Not all bad news though - I still have wit, charm, personality and sex appeal - well three out of four's not bad.

[pinstripe]

I don't fancy them roller boot thingys can i have a set of striders instead, like in that tv commercial for Zurich insurance. I'm sure Royal Mail will be fine with us trialling them as we'll be able to do 2 runs in the time it takes to do one now. I don't see any health and safety issues at all. Well lets face it there seem to be no health and safety issues regarding being out an extra hour or carrying more bags to cover the extra doors we'll be expected to do. They might need to put extra padding and weight on the PDAs as we'll be higher off the ground and we don't want them to break if we drop them. Then again I'll need the drivers seat removed from my van so I can save time by not removing the striders to drive, in fact why don't royal mail just get Romec to design RoboPost, I'm sure we don't mind having our arms and legs cut off and replaced with bionic items. Lets face it we might be better with bionic legs etc as when dogs attack we won't even notice.

I know I'm past it but I've always fancied a go with those striders - don't know why but they fascinated me when they first came out, so much so I looked into buying some - until I saw the price!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah well just something else too expensive and for which I'm past it. Not all bad news though - I still have wit, charm, personality and sex appeal - well three out of four's not bad.

Three out of four, you lucky sod, I don't have any. Well that's not strictly true I've got some wit...about half to be precise.