Xmas P739's

not me · Post by **not me** » 12 Dec 2008, 15:06

got ours today.
the ones with the wrong addresses that a manger sat on nightshift sticking stickers over

i got a whopping 5 P739's from them

i asked which lucky customer from the 2 drop bags of pkts and 13 sig items should i treat to the new P739's

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 13 Dec 2008, 19:23

custard wrote:got ours today.
the ones with the wrong addresses that a manger sat on nightshift sticking stickers over
i got a whopping 5 P739's from them i asked which lucky customer from the 2 drop bags of pkts and 13 sig items should i treat to the new P739's

It's so very nice of royalmail to think that cheery p739's will placate the angry customer's with little elf's :cfo with cheery word's and a big fat father Christmas :lfo and you have always got santa's reindeer with his cheery red nose :mfo up gordon's arse!. merry christmas from royalfail.

Barry Trotter · Post by **Barry Trotter** » 13 Dec 2008, 19:39

oh s**t, my dom asked me to leave them out for the PHG's to hand out this morning(saturday) I forgot and left them locked in the cupboard.

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 13 Dec 2008, 19:46

Barry Trotter wrote:oh s**t, my dom asked me to leave them out for the PHG's to hand out this morning(saturday) I forgot and left them locked in the cupboard.

I don't think anyone would have noticed since they did not get them.

Stormproof · Post by **Stormproof** » 15 Dec 2008, 19:45

I was told this morning that we are definately not using the new cards, apparently there will be 3 lineo's in Callers on Sunday and they don't want to advertise the fact that Callers will be open

smokerjim · Post by **smokerjim** » 15 Dec 2008, 20:21

k66yla wrote:I was told this morning that we are definately not using the new cards, apparently there will be 3 lineo's in Callers on Sunday and they don't want to advertise the fact that Callers will be open

1: How many blue shirts are there in the D.O.? ( If memory serves.....sh*t loads

)
2: How many of them will now be carrying and using the Xmas P739s? ( Maybe 100%, do you think? )

Post by **Lounge Lizard** » 15 Dec 2008, 21:13

I've seen the new cards for the first time today.
Whoever dreampt up "We will POP BACK tonight" and why is "between 6 - 9pm" when it should be "between 6 and 9pm" or "from 6 to 9pm"?

not me · Post by **not me** » 15 Dec 2008, 21:28

ours are still being manually stickered and rationed

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 15 Dec 2008, 21:42

custard wrote:ours are still being manually stickered and rationed

Eight dib's and your out doorstep or not to doorstep for that is the question for whether it is nobler to stick it in the green bin or to throw caution to the wind's of outrageous fortune in leaving it with the local drug dealer next door!.

waitaminute · Post by **waitaminute** » 16 Dec 2008, 11:11

I love p739s They do not fit in my trousers, my fleece has no inside pocket and they are too wide for my work shirt, sometimes . Maybe we should head hunt some of Macdonalds five star managers to get us back on the up and up. Right I am off now to leave a p739 for a box of lightbulbs worth 50p that will save the environment. Oh forgot to add my customers have to drive five miles to pick them up from the delivery office counter. At least the traffic wardens who hide in the shadows picking off those who come to collect thier light bulbs are doing a roaring trade, in the words of Alan Partride "THIS COUNTRY!"

Barry Trotter · Post by **Barry Trotter** » 16 Dec 2008, 17:25

another well executed christmas courtesy of the Royal Mail management. P739's handed out 7.00am monday,collected back in at 8.00am due to them having the wrong opening times,the phone number of a delivery office 300 miles away and an option to have packets redelivered of an evening when we dont have any drivers available to do so. Before anyone asks,I did point those three problems out at 6.45am and was still told to hand them out.