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leelatic
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Post by leelatic »

Wouldn't it be good if everyone who said "if its a bill you can keep it" got smacked in the teeth as part of your duty.
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Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

:funneh
leelatic wrote:Wouldn't it be good if everyone who said "if its a bill you can keep it" got smacked in the teeth as part of your duty.
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cockney rebel
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Post by cockney rebel »

What about
"whats that then postie?"
i Reply
"how the f*ck should i know, the x-ray eyes are'nt workin today!"
gets on me tits that one
If you think they can get away with it then they can! fight for your rights!!
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Father Ted
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Post by Father Ted »

leelatic wrote:Wouldn't it be good if everyone who said "if its a bill you can keep it" got smacked in the teeth as part of your duty.
:funneh Completely agree 100%, that and "any Giros postie?". F**k off! :mad
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Fishyfingers
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Post by Fishyfingers »

leelatic wrote:Wouldn't it be good if everyone who said "if its a bill you can keep it" duty.
If i got a pound for every time i heard that i'd by up in Crozier's league
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Aaron
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Post by Aaron »

cockney rebel wrote:What about
"whats that then postie?"
i Reply
"how the f*ck should i know, the x-ray eyes are'nt workin today!"
gets on me tits that one
Hahaha, another one 'you haven't got my bank statement in there?'

How am I suppose to know!!
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cruisey
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Post by cruisey »

TOO RIGHT ON THE GIRO'S POSTMAN. WHY DO THEY ASK YOU WHEN THEIR GIRO'S ARE COMING. THEY MUST THINK WE PRINT THE F***ING THINGS
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cruisey
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Post by cruisey »

OR, THEY COLLAR YOU ON THE STREET TELLING YOU THEY'RE WAITING FOR A LETTER, EVEN THOUGH IT'S ANOTHER 2 HOURS TIL YOUR DOING THAT ROAD.
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abbo75
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Location: Norfolk

Post by abbo75 »

Another law is that every other person you meet out on delivery when its raining has to say 'I wouldn't want your job on a day like today'!!
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kwikpost
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Post by kwikpost »

POSTMAN wrote:"Any Giros Postie!" :d'oh! If i had a pound...........
hahahaha. yea. what about when they whisle for you when your 2 or 3 doors down. or when you cut across their gardens and they ask you to keep of their grass. and postman can you close the gate. my all time favorite is when your standing there soaked through and dripping.........oh dear is it raining postman. :d'oh! :d'oh! :d'oh! :d'oh!
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jafferpants
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Post by jafferpants »

Lads i cant believe you left out the most popular one of the lot. I DONT WANT THEM IF THERE BILLS. if i hear it once more im going to kill myself. :cry
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ulster postie
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Post by ulster postie »

FILL IN A 739 SAYIN YOULL BE FINISHED IN 3HRS THEY TURN UP AT THE CALLERS OFFICE 30 MINS LATER :crazy:
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ulster postie wrote:FILL IN A 739 SAYIN YOULL BE FINISHED IN 3HRS THEY TURN UP AT THE CALLERS OFFICE 30 MINS LATER :crazy:
Best I had was just this week - time on card was 0910 - he was in callers office at 0925 - took 10mins to explain that we don't have transporters like star trek and that the postie was still on his round. This charming guy said he would ring our DOM and complain "The postman should bring it straight back " :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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YEH LIKE THE TIME.,.......

Post by L Tommo »

Dont it whined u up that every time you are on your walk and you let rip you shite ya strides!!!!!


NO???? :shock: OOHH MUST BE JUST ME THEN......................................................................

i will get me coat.................................................................................................................


OUT


MUMMY!!!!!!! :d'oh! :d'oh! :d'oh!
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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Re: YEH LIKE THE TIME.,.......

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L Tommo wrote:Dont it whined u up that every time you are on your walk and you let rip you shite ya strides!!!!!


NO???? :shock: OOHH MUST BE JUST ME THEN......................................................................

i will get me coat.................................................................................................................


OUT


MUMMY!!!!!!! :d'oh! :d'oh! :d'oh!
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It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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