I got poo on my bag today.

brentford · Post by **brentford** » 24 Oct 2016, 11:28

I trod in a big pile and didn't realize while out on the round I went into a posh reception area to get a few registers signed they had a lovely cream carpet they're was two young attractive girls in reception and as I was waiting for her too sign them i could smell dog shxt when i turned round to go out there was a trail of shxt in front of me .
I was too embarrassed too turn round and apologize i just kept walking out the door.

Post by **bustedflush** » 24 Oct 2016, 16:27

brentford wrote:I trod in a big pile and didn't realize while out on the round I went into a posh reception area to get a few registers signed they had a lovely cream carpet they're was two young attractive girls in reception and as I was waiting for her too sign them i could smell dog shxt when i turned round to go out there was a trail of shxt in front of me .
I was too embarrassed too turn round and apologize i just kept walking out the door.

That's the trouble if you have a round in the scummer areas. Better class of person and pet round here.

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wookie · Post by **wookie** » 24 Oct 2016, 20:58

Leave it laying around the orifice, sorry, office. And one of the managers favourites will use it for overtime.

Post by **woopesh** » 24 Oct 2016, 21:07

brentford wrote:Just out of interest how did you manage that

I was pushing a trolley along, turned a corner and stepped on a poo. At the point of feeling something soft underfoot, I screeched the trolley to a stop. The satchel on top of the trolley promptly dropped to the floor. I stepped right to pick it up, realised I was going to step in yet more poo dragged across the pavement from the poor sod who had stepped in the poo before me, and ended up planting my foot on the satchel leaving a poo print.

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 25 Oct 2016, 17:18

woopesh wrote:
brentford wrote:Just out of interest how did you manage that
I was pushing a trolley along, turned a corner and stepped on a poo. At the point of feeling something soft underfoot, I screeched the trolley to a stop. The satchel on top of the trolley promptly dropped to the floor. I stepped right to pick it up, realised I was going to step in yet more poo dragged across the pavement from the poor sod who had stepped in the poo before me, and ended up planting my foot on the satchel leaving a poo print.

Well that's a bum deal at least you must have good tread on your shoe or the management will be wondering if someone had slippers on doing the round!

da'bunny · Post by **da'bunny** » 28 Oct 2016, 20:08

woopesh wrote:
brentford wrote:Just out of interest how did you manage that
I was pushing a trolley along, turned a corner and stepped on a poo. At the point of feeling something soft underfoot, I screeched the trolley to a stop. The satchel on top of the trolley promptly dropped to the floor. I stepped right to pick it up, realised I was going to step in yet more poo dragged across the pavement from the poor sod who had stepped in the poo before me, and ended up planting my foot on the satchel leaving a poo print.

LMAO This is the funniest thing ive heard all day!

GT85 · Post by **GT85** » 01 Nov 2016, 17:27

mickyplum · Post by **mickyplum** » 02 Nov 2016, 19:01

Shouldn't be using bags, you are supposed to use trolleys !!!!

DB1100 · Post by **DB1100** » 02 Nov 2016, 20:36

mickyplum wrote:Shouldn't be using bags, you are supposed to use trolleys !!!!

Read the other post's .

wannabeek · Post by **wannabeek** » 10 Nov 2016, 18:10

Satchel on top of the trolley? Was it balanced on top as well as the 2 bags hooked either side? I've seen a postie go out with 4 full bags like this - 3 on the trolley and one over the shoulder too. That's a spectacular poo incident waiting to happen.

Post by **woopesh** » 14 Nov 2016, 19:25

I left the poo bag for a week. The poo solidified and wouldnt come off. There is something about the texture of the satchel that makes poo cling hard. Im going to dump the satchel, probably under the frame of a guy I van shared with when I was new who took advantage of my ignorance and made me do half his walk as well as mine.