New CEO Simon Thompson is good man

[Dorset Plodder]

Not saying he'd achieve it, but doing it then scuttling off with his bonuses in hand would be very on brand

Perhaps we should start an RMC Sweep Stake over exactly how much Simple Simon will get as a "Golden Handshake"

I'll take a punt on 1Million

[ted_e_bear]

Not saying he'd achieve it, but doing it then scuttling off with his bonuses in hand would be very on brand

Perhaps we should start an RMC Sweep Stake over exactly how much Simple Simon will get as a "Golden Handshake"

I'll take a punt on 1Million

I'm going lower at 500k, no disrespect to Simon I'm sure in his mind he thinks he deserves more but he hasn't been with us long so maybe that's a bit more fitting.

[kazardaimenu]

Not saying he'd achieve it, but doing it then scuttling off with his bonuses in hand would be very on brand

Perhaps we should start an RMC Sweep Stake over exactly how much Simple Simon will get as a "Golden Handshake"

I'll take a punt on 1Million

Surely pay him an amount equal to exactly one day’s worth of losses.

[Haditup]

The guy befriended the Union, even had Dave at the board meetings (which I thought was odd) then goes and stabs them in the back and insults the workforce with 2%.
He will never gain respect and might as well go to mess another company up.