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A Right Royal Fail Christmas NSFW : POSTMAN EDIT 'Dont view if offended easily'
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Sir Henry
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Re: A Right Royal Fail Christmas NSFW : POSTMAN EDIT 'Dont view if offended easily'
Hey combined with the up to 50% off love toys and lingerie offer one could get the Xmas themed double dildo with varivibe action and hollyberry scent with those vouchers.
"A third of the world's farmland is now useless due to soil degradation, yet we still keep producing mouths to feed. And what's you answer to that? Energy saving lightbulbs?"
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bustedflush
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Re: A Right Royal Fail Christmas NSFW : POSTMAN EDIT 'Dont view if offended easily'
I've reworked the old Slade classic for you to sing before going out..... 
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY (RM Version)
Are you packing up your pouch by your frame?
It's the time that every postie has gone lame
Does he drive a smoking red Combi?
Does he turn up at all today?
Do the volumes make him too knackered to play?
So here it is merry Coronamas
Everybody's looking glum
Don't Look to the future now
Because there isn't one un un..
Are you waiting for the packets to arrive?
Are you sure your van's got room to spare inside?
Does your DiM always tell ya that the old days were the best?
Then he's sitting down in the office taking a rest..
So here it is merry Coronamas
Everybody's looking glum
Don't Look to the future now
Because there isn't one un un..
What will your manager do
When he sees you missin' door to doors?
Ah ah..
Are you walking and driving through your break?
Are you wondering how much more that you can take?
Does your van roll down the hillside with handbrake applied?
When you get back to the DO the daylight's died...
So here it is merry Coronamas
Everybody's looking glum
Don't Look to the future now
Because there isn't one un un..
So here it is merry Coronamas
Everybody's looking glum
Don't Look to the future now
Because there isn't one un un..
So here it is merry Coronamas
Everybody's looking glum
Don't Look to the future now
Because there isn't one un un..
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY (RM Version)
Are you packing up your pouch by your frame?
It's the time that every postie has gone lame
Does he drive a smoking red Combi?
Does he turn up at all today?
Do the volumes make him too knackered to play?
So here it is merry Coronamas
Everybody's looking glum
Don't Look to the future now
Because there isn't one un un..
Are you waiting for the packets to arrive?
Are you sure your van's got room to spare inside?
Does your DiM always tell ya that the old days were the best?
Then he's sitting down in the office taking a rest..
So here it is merry Coronamas
Everybody's looking glum
Don't Look to the future now
Because there isn't one un un..
What will your manager do
When he sees you missin' door to doors?
Ah ah..
Are you walking and driving through your break?
Are you wondering how much more that you can take?
Does your van roll down the hillside with handbrake applied?
When you get back to the DO the daylight's died...
So here it is merry Coronamas
Everybody's looking glum
Don't Look to the future now
Because there isn't one un un..
So here it is merry Coronamas
Everybody's looking glum
Don't Look to the future now
Because there isn't one un un..
So here it is merry Coronamas
Everybody's looking glum
Don't Look to the future now
Because there isn't one un un..
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Sir Henry
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- Gender: Male
Re: A Right Royal Fail Christmas NSFW : POSTMAN EDIT 'Dont view if offended easily'
"A third of the world's farmland is now useless due to soil degradation, yet we still keep producing mouths to feed. And what's you answer to that? Energy saving lightbulbs?"
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Sir Henry
- Posts: 1316
- Joined: 24 Oct 2014, 00:33
- Gender: Male
Re: A Right Royal Fail Christmas NSFW : POSTMAN EDIT 'Dont view if offended easily'
"A third of the world's farmland is now useless due to soil degradation, yet we still keep producing mouths to feed. And what's you answer to that? Energy saving lightbulbs?"
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POSTMAN
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Re: A Right Royal Fail Christmas NSFW : POSTMAN EDIT 'Dont view if offended easily'
Did Boris learn from Simon-Or did Simon learn from Boris?
You can imagine the convo...
ST: Hi Boris how are you?
BJ: I am waiting to find out, I should know soon after an inquiry, but be rest assured I can categorically say that I was not warned about not being fine and while I was waiting to find out whether I am fine or not I was only there for a small amount of time.
ST: Ok mate, I know what you are or are not going through as I'm firmly on the ball with everything I'm involved in, maybe you could send me an email and we could catch up, my team will wait for your team then we could touch base, although please be aware most of the time I have no idea (wink wink) what the f**k my team are doing.
BJ: Sounds like a... (Asks an aid-what does it sound like? Aid answers-A plan sir...it sounds like a plan)
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I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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fb1969
- EX ROYAL MAIL
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- Joined: 29 Aug 2012, 08:38
- Gender: Male
- Location: hiding on the backstreets
Re: A Right Royal Fail Christmas NSFW : POSTMAN EDIT 'Dont view if offended easily'
Two liars for the price of one.
Super Si waiting for his knighthood for personally delivering all the Covid tests that have screwed an already failed delivery service.
Super Si waiting for his knighthood for personally delivering all the Covid tests that have screwed an already failed delivery service.
Royal Mail
failing the workforce, failing the public and deliberately failing mail on a daily basis for too many years.
failing the workforce, failing the public and deliberately failing mail on a daily basis for too many years.
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POSTMAN
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- Joined: 07 Aug 2006, 03:19
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Re: A Right Royal Fail Christmas NSFW : POSTMAN EDIT 'Dont view if offended easily'
Shares are screwed as well.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.