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Random 2 : A Very Shady Sequel

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Wendy Worm went willingly with Willie Woodpecker, without wondering when Winifred Walrus would whisper words with Walter Whale.
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Who said the drugs don't work?
They were wrong.
Completely and utterly wrong.
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"He'd been through worse. Weathering the storm of Pandemic deliveries had taught him about the resiliency of life. But something was different this time. Was it the manager's denial of his valid concerns? The pressure to achieve and deliver at all costs? The broken tools with which he was expected to perform? The incessant bleep from the PDA punctuated and drove home each little thought.

He smiled a smile like Denver the Guilty Dog from YouTube. The bastards had broken him."

[Excerpt from 'Chronicles of a Modern Postal Worker' (2021)]


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The smell of napalm hung heavy over the Delivery Office on Monday Morning.

(Opening line of Chronicle of a Postal Worker's Death Foretold 2022)
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So I've got to go in that f***ing s**t hole again, I wished I had f***ing concentrated more at f***ing school.
(Opening line of the memoir of Liam Nam 2022)
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Does anyone else see the resemblance between Simon and Harry from Kingsman: The Secret Service?

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I don't rate Richarlison.
He wouldn't make my starting 11.
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Simon Thomson wrote

team - tell the truth - be respectful - be open to other points of view - if you are doing these three things, post post post post....
Meatloaf and Sir Henry wrote

two out of three ain't bad
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Granit Xhaka is a bit of a liability isn't he?
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If we can't field 13 posties and a PHG should we be allowed to ask Ofcom for a postponement?
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When I got a dishwasher I thought I was now middle class.
Until I found out my skanky neighbours have one as well, and for longer.
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Is Orville in the Eastbourne office as well?
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1st they came for the disabled bays...
Then they came for the mother/father with baby's bays...
Now the crunts are parking in the electric cars only bays...
ffs!
Where's me fecking bike!
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coruscating That's a nice word.
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It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.