ColleagueShares - anyone believe they'll get Â£400 in April

Post by **Carnoustie** » 09 Jan 2008, 19:37

I do.
And I believe in Santa Claus too

dogfood · Post by **dogfood** » 09 Jan 2008, 19:46

I have got more chance of shagging Cameron Diaz.

but guaranteed a shafting from RM

DirtyHarry · Post by **DirtyHarry** » 09 Jan 2008, 20:33

No chance, mate. Unless, we agree to become so "flexible", we begin to work ourselves ever nearer that early grave. When Royal Fail offer us more
money by way of either a pay rise, or bonus, they demand we not only work harder, but faster too, for it. Oh, what it must be like to be in Leighton &
Crozier's shoes where, if they get an extra ten grand a year, it's never dependant on whether the two useless cretins shuffle an extra couple of sheets
of paper, or not.
I cannot do any more than I'm doing at present, so am expecting diddly squat come April, by way of thanks from the gruesome twosome.

nealydun · Post by **nealydun** » 09 Jan 2008, 23:27

shares !!! sure it will be our own money !! think about it !! a large lump from our pensions and they give us SOME of it back as either bonus or shares and you have to work harder and carry more of the so called mail we have lost, the only winners are the people who get the real bonus's and people who will not be long in the job as they hadnt built up a pension and flexibiltiy, how more flexible can you get a postie to be ?

hooniebagoonie · Post by **hooniebagoonie** » 10 Jan 2008, 11:54

i believe we will get our Â£400......but then again i believe in the tooth fairy santa pixies and elves
i also believe that royal mail is run by 2 of the greatest men in the world in adam and alan
oh please lock me up and double my medication before i really flip
:lfo :cfo

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 10 Jan 2008, 12:18

hooniebagoonie wrote:i believe we will get our Â£400......but then again i believe in the tooth fairy santa pixies and elves
i also believe that royal mail is run by 2 of the greatest men in the world in adam and alan
oh please lock me up and double my medication before i really flip
:lfo :cfo

Hoonie your jacket is ready for you, there is even a nice Red One for when your at work.

Post by **dvbuk55** » 10 Jan 2008, 12:52

Please don't tell me it is pie in the sky - I have already ordered my 42 incher - that's TV not surgery for the wife.

jafferpants · Post by **jafferpants** » 10 Jan 2008, 14:22

dvbuk55 wrote:Please don't tell me it is pie in the sky - I have already ordered my 42 incher - that's TV not surgery for the wife.

Hey dvbuk55 Dont get me started about surgery for the wife Theres not enough hours in the day. Although she did get some work done in holland recently. She came back with "two lips from amsterdam"

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 10 Jan 2008, 15:40

TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
hooniebagoonie wrote:i believe we will get our Â£400......but then again i believe in the tooth fairy santa pixies and elves
i also believe that royal mail is run by 2 of the greatest men in the world in adam and alan
oh please lock me up and double my medication before i really flip
:lfo :cfo
Hoonie your jacket is ready for you, there is even a nice Red One for when your at work.

AHHHHH TBTS where did you get my wardrobe from??? I wear the red one on special occasions and stage warnings...

Bet my sorting rate would go up with them on..?

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 10 Jan 2008, 15:46

jafferpants wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:Please don't tell me it is pie in the sky - I have already ordered my 42 incher - that's TV not surgery for the wife.
Hey dvbuk55 Dont get me started about surgery for the wife Theres not enough hours in the day. Although she did get some work done in holland recently. She came back with "two lips from amsterdam"

Jaffs mate i luv Amsterdam... The culture.. Churches.. The lovely canals.. Now i do partake in a beer or two but what i do enjoy is the Clogs and flowers on show.. Oh the price of a soapy tit wank is 25euros and full donkey sex.. 100euros...

I dont smoke...

out

anini · Post by **anini** » 10 Jan 2008, 16:03

we were told to get rid of a duty by the end of january or risk losing the money

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 10 Jan 2008, 16:05

anini wrote:we were told to get rid of a duty by the end of January or risk losing the money

Suggest the DOMS duty.

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 10 Jan 2008, 16:20

anini wrote:we were told to get rid of a duty by the end of january or risk losing the money

Lose what money or do you mean the future april pay rise of 1.5% = Â£5.14 pence a week keep your duty and forget the money.

jafferpants · Post by **jafferpants** » 10 Jan 2008, 16:39

[quote="anini"]we were told to get rid of a duty by the end of january or risk losing the money[/quo

Get rid of a duty. How small is your office for christ sake!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **dvbuk55** » 10 Jan 2008, 18:55

L Tommo wrote:
jafferpants wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:Please don't tell me it is pie in the sky - I have already ordered my 42 incher - that's TV not surgery for the wife.
Hey dvbuk55 Dont get me started about surgery for the wife Theres not enough hours in the day. Although she did get some work done in holland recently. She came back with "two lips from amsterdam"
Jaffs mate i luv Amsterdam... The culture.. Churches.. The lovely canals.. Now i do partake in a beer or two but what i do enjoy is the Clogs and flowers on show.. Oh the price of a soapy tit wank is 25euros and full donkey sex.. 100euros...

I dont smoke...

out

Do you know ltommo I barely understood 2 words of this diatribe - hand was one and the other was...............................
I did mention to the wife about plastic surgery and she said it was a good idea - but what would be the point of another flaccid 3 inches