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A Right Royal Fail Christmas NSFW : POSTMAN EDIT 'Dont view if offended easily'

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Norfolk 'N' Chance wrote: ↑
07 Dec 2021, 20:53
ssdd wrote: ↑
05 Dec 2021, 14:07
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HOW?
RON possibly
"A third of the world's farmland is now useless due to soil degradation, yet we still keep producing mouths to feed. And what's you answer to that? Energy saving lightbulbs?"
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Sir Henry wrote: ↑
07 Dec 2021, 21:01
Norfolk 'N' Chance wrote: ↑
07 Dec 2021, 20:53
ssdd wrote: ↑
05 Dec 2021, 14:07
vans.jpg
HOW?
RON possibly
Think it was crossing a ford with swollen river https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... river.html
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Simon 'wear it with pride' Thompson


EDIT: Seems there was an audio problem on Workplace, good job the subtitles work.
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Very Good JP :Applause I just love all those modded clips! :cuppa
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The Hitler downfall clip has endless applications to the Royal Mail experience!

We have 2, let's have more ......
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Now That's What I Call A Right Royal Fail Christmas Vol 1

The festive smash music collection to hum along to as you pound the streets in the dark.

Featuring such favourites found on every other Xmas compilation:

Do They Know It's Christmas? (Or did it slip their mind again) - Band Aid
I wish It Could Be Xmas (it is? Already? Oh s**t) - Wizzard
They Missed Its Xmas - Showaddywaddy
Happy Xmas (Walk Is Over) - John & Yoko
Step Into Dogshit - Elton John
Shite Xmas - Bing Crosby
f**k Me! it's Cold Outside - Dean Martin
I Believe in a Fairer Xmas - Greg Lake
Walk 3000 Miles - The Proclaimers & The Pretenders
Fairytales of New CEO - The Pogues
Work Another Day - E17, E16, E15 etc
(My Very) Last Xmas - Every Postie
Walking in The Dark (theme tune from The Postman) - Aled Jones
Driving Round All Xmas - Chris Rea
Stop The Calamity - Jona Lewie
Miss Last Post and Whine - Cliff Richard

If you think that was shite just wait until Volume 2!
Last edited by Sir Henry on 09 Dec 2021, 21:26, edited 3 times in total.
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:Applause Keep em coming but don't go as far as the Now series!
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What we need is a Royal Mail drill video!!!
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"Poised with deft; he scanned the six parcels with ease, and with a flair that only the finest of craftsmen enjoy. He relished in the mastery of his own skill.
That was until Mrs Smith said 'There's no Mrs Johnson at this address!' "

[Excerpt from Chronicles of a Modern Postal Worker (2021)]
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ssdd wrote: ↑
07 Dec 2021, 22:49
Sir Henry wrote: ↑
07 Dec 2021, 21:01
Norfolk 'N' Chance wrote: ↑
07 Dec 2021, 20:53
ssdd wrote: ↑
05 Dec 2021, 14:07
vans.jpg
HOW?
RON possibly
Think it was crossing a ford with swollen river https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... river.html
I note that the article says, "The postmen was exhausted", he must have been near the end of his duty then? :hmmmm

He wasn't worried because it was getting dark because it's normally dark when we finish nowadays! :cuppa
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ssdd wrote: ↑
12 Dec 2021, 01:24
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:Applause I can't remember the last time I lapsed. it's been at least a year. Sorry Simon if that was your master plan to solve the staff shortage. :cuppa
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It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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