Random 2 : A Very Shady Sequel

[POSTMAN]

The baton contains the Queen's hand-written message to the Commonwealth and will visit all 70 competing nations and territories over the next 288 days 90,000 miles

Wonder what Greta Thunberg thinks of this?

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A little clip from one of my favourite 80s comedies:

Stir Crazy (1980) - We're in Prison Scene



We're all going to be like this if management keep going with their s**t!

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Would it be wrong to say I keep abreast of the Tits in next door's garden?

[Woody Guthrie]

So guys fess up time who was Victoria Coren Mitchell's postie and can I see the pics?.... for evidence purposes obviously.

You have a huge fanbase from hosting Only Connect. What’s the strangest thing a fan has ever done?

I did once have a postman who was a foot fetishist and he asked if I would mind answering the door barefoot when there were parcel deliveries. I said fine. It seemed harmless enough.

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She's obviously not on Mumsnet....Grrr!

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[POSTMAN]

The wheels on the bus go round and round....all...day... long.
Does Greta know?

No, I'm not fixated with her, it's just, it is what it is.
My son is singing it when he comes home from nursery.

[clashcityrocker]

Sometimes when I get in I put CBeebies on.
It is an intellectual step up from the office banter.

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If the kids start acting up this Halloween, tell them that the Boohoo Man will come and get them...and dress them up in reasonably priced leisurewear.

[clashcityrocker]

I used to imagine Peru as a mountainous country overrun by Maoist guerrillas playing panpipes.
Now I imagine it is just one big asparagus field.
Presidente Gonzalo - donde estas?

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Peter Piper parcelled pickled peppers post pandemic;
poor packaging put Peter's pickles promptly parting parcel.

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I love the random thread... it's so random!

[clashcityrocker]

If I was Steve Bruce I would have resigned at half time.

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