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RMCtv : Day in the Life Of (DILO) begins roll out : More than one million hours already saved in admin time for managers
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Jahpostie
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 318
- Joined: 23 Aug 2018, 16:17
- Gender: Male
Re: RMCtv : Day in the Life Of (DILO) begins roll out : More than one million hours already saved in admin time for managers
51. Knock one out in the toilet. Bored again.
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postslippete
- Posts: 4198
- Joined: 14 Jul 2014, 16:27
- Gender: Male
Re: RMCtv : Day in the Life Of (DILO) begins roll out : More than one million hours already saved in admin time for managers
44 Print off a pie-chart of different customer complaints
45 Or a bar graph of the duties with the most/least tracked scans
46 Let the phone ring continuously to give the impression that we are far too busy and desperately in need of a receptionist
47 Put out a failed lapsing plan
45 Or a bar graph of the duties with the most/least tracked scans
46 Let the phone ring continuously to give the impression that we are far too busy and desperately in need of a receptionist
47 Put out a failed lapsing plan
On the face of it, shareholder value is the dumbest idea in the world.
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ssdd
- Posts: 2053
- Joined: 06 Sep 2018, 22:39
- Gender: Male
Re: RMCtv : Day in the Life Of (DILO) begins roll out : More than one million hours already saved in admin time for managers
48. Yawn
49. Stretch
50. Practice a couple of Chair Yoga moves (it's important to stay active)
49. Stretch
50. Practice a couple of Chair Yoga moves (it's important to stay active)
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staunton
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 10
- Joined: 05 Feb 2008, 13:31
Re: RMCtv : Day in the Life Of (DILO) begins roll out : More than one million hours already saved in admin time for managers
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
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Jahpostie
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 318
- Joined: 23 Aug 2018, 16:17
- Gender: Male
Re: RMCtv : Day in the Life Of (DILO) begins roll out : More than one million hours already saved in admin time for managers
52. Walk to the yard to see yorkies and trays everywhere. Nah not my job best get back inside don't want to catch a cold.
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fb1969
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 1693
- Joined: 29 Aug 2012, 08:38
- Gender: Male
- Location: hiding on the backstreets
Re: RMCtv : Day in the Life Of (DILO) begins roll out : More than one million hours already saved in admin time for managers
53. Throw sweet wrappers in the trays, have a piss in one but miss and hit several - no worries, the posties will get the blame.
Royal Mail
failing the workforce, failing the public and deliberately failing mail on a daily basis for too many years.
failing the workforce, failing the public and deliberately failing mail on a daily basis for too many years.
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POSTMAN
- SITE ADMINISTRATOR
- Posts: 32805
- Joined: 07 Aug 2006, 03:19
- Gender: Male
Re: RMCtv : Day in the Life Of (DILO) begins roll out : More than one million hours already saved in admin time for managers
54. Complain to Unite and hope their statement hits a nerve.
55. Pop on to RMC and see that pesky POSTMAN take the piss out of said statement.
56. Searches for a helpline.
55. Pop on to RMC and see that pesky POSTMAN take the piss out of said statement.
56. Searches for a helpline.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Jahpostie
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 318
- Joined: 23 Aug 2018, 16:17
- Gender: Male
Re: RMCtv : Day in the Life Of (DILO) begins roll out : More than one million hours already saved in admin time for managers
57. After exhausting the usual YouTube funny video channels, DOM has a eureka moment, "Maybe I'm underpaid and can get more elsewhere for even less work", so checks indeed.co.uk. Maybe not, where's that last Mars bar....
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Jahpostie
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 318
- Joined: 23 Aug 2018, 16:17
- Gender: Male
Re: RMCtv : Day in the Life Of (DILO) begins roll out : More than one million hours already saved in admin time for managers
I really hope big Si sees these and they end up on Workshite.
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HTPostman
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 1507
- Joined: 01 Sep 2008, 23:53
- Gender: Male
Re: RMCtv : Day in the Life Of (DILO) begins roll out : More than one million hours already saved in admin time for managers
58. Remind employees to sign up to workshite
The day is gonna come when we’re all gonna have to testify.
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526
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denhamhoop
- MAIL CENTRES/PROCESSING
- Posts: 303
- Joined: 07 Oct 2010, 19:53
- Gender: Male
Re: RMCtv : Day in the Life Of (DILO) begins roll out : More than one million hours already saved in admin time for managers
59 Order a foot spa from Amazon
60 Make sure where he/she lives walk is covered for the next week
61 Checks emails
62 Sends off email to MC to complain about receiving work in Cardboard Sleeves
63 Arranges for all Red Sleeves to be sent to local firms for their use
64 Looks at holidays to firewall Bank Holiday weeks Christmas for friends and family
65 Checks on Trivago on prices for Maldives at Christmas
66 Coincidentally see how much Lapsing they can "encourage" for the next month
67 Check on Workshite any mention of "Bonuses" for Managers
60 Make sure where he/she lives walk is covered for the next week
61 Checks emails
62 Sends off email to MC to complain about receiving work in Cardboard Sleeves
63 Arranges for all Red Sleeves to be sent to local firms for their use
64 Looks at holidays to firewall Bank Holiday weeks Christmas for friends and family
65 Checks on Trivago on prices for Maldives at Christmas
66 Coincidentally see how much Lapsing they can "encourage" for the next month
67 Check on Workshite any mention of "Bonuses" for Managers
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ssdd
- Posts: 2053
- Joined: 06 Sep 2018, 22:39
- Gender: Male
Re: RMCtv : Day in the Life Of (DILO) begins roll out : More than one million hours already saved in admin time for managers
68. Put up a couple of posters
69. Lift a couple of drop bags off the floor
70. Check under frames for loose D2Ds, small packets, mice etc.
71. Forget to order P739s, elastic bands, damage bags and anything else the Postie needs
72. Remember to order office stationery, printer paper and anything else the Manager needs
73. Recite the positive affirmation 3 times: "We are changing. It is working"
69. Lift a couple of drop bags off the floor
70. Check under frames for loose D2Ds, small packets, mice etc.
71. Forget to order P739s, elastic bands, damage bags and anything else the Postie needs
72. Remember to order office stationery, printer paper and anything else the Manager needs
73. Recite the positive affirmation 3 times: "We are changing. It is working"
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geoffr54
- Posts: 7
- Joined: 27 Dec 2017, 16:58
- Gender: Male
Re: RMCtv : Day in the Life Of (DILO) begins roll out : More than one million hours already saved in admin time for managers
74 turn off phone so if postie breaks down or involved in accident I don’t have to do anything
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POSTMAN
- SITE ADMINISTRATOR
- Posts: 32805
- Joined: 07 Aug 2006, 03:19
- Gender: Male
Re: RMCtv : Day in the Life Of (DILO) begins roll out : More than one million hours already saved in admin time for managers
75. Checks Primark website for new shirt/blouse, are they delivering yet?
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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postslippete
- Posts: 4198
- Joined: 14 Jul 2014, 16:27
- Gender: Male
Re: RMCtv : Day in the Life Of (DILO) begins roll out : More than one million hours already saved in admin time for managers
76. Prepare a To Do list
77. Sort out the paper clutter
78. Do a bit of origami
79. Take out the recycling
80. Clean up the inbox
77. Sort out the paper clutter
78. Do a bit of origami
79. Take out the recycling
80. Clean up the inbox
On the face of it, shareholder value is the dumbest idea in the world.