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[ssdd]

As you can see the share price has tanked, I will need to see your internet browsing history!

Postman: "I'm not on Royal Mail Chat! Honest..."

[clashcityrocker]

I know you did 162 hours overtime every week but you have failed to meet all of the criteria in Terry's groundbreaking agreement so you will still get hee haw while you are on annual leave.

[ssdd]

Manager: "Simon says we're being asked to do 126 things a day".
Postie: "You know that says 162 right?"
Manager: "Dammit!"

[priority102]

PDA Actuals has recorded that you stopped yesterday for 32 seconds, but you are telling me that this time was spent having a pee. So my question to you is why do you need to stop to have a pee?

[rambo1]

It clearly states here, 'do not use super glue then touch your chin'. I thought you'd signed the sheet to say you'd had that brief.

[postypie]

162!!!!!
162!!!!!
162 toilet breaks in one day the manager asks!!!!
Are you taking the pi..ss?
Now bog off!