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EdRush
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Manager '...blah blah prioritize tracked blah scan on the doorstep blah 162 tracked blah'
Postie *thinking* I could have been out 15 minutes ago
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postieblueshirt
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Post by postieblueshirt »

Look "162" I've been counting that's how many days since you washed that uniform...
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ssdd
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postieblueshirt wrote: ↑
25 Sep 2021, 22:33
 Look "162" I've been counting that's how many days since you washed that uniform...
Postie: "Is THAT what the stink is.."
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ssdd
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Manager: "Room 162! You will meet me there for your punishment later...you naughty boy!"
Postie: "mmm...yeah!"
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ssdd
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Manager: "Never mind my other finger! Look here!"
Postie: (thinking)...why am I so drawn to your other finger?...
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ssdd
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Manager: "162 posts! Just in the Picture Perfect thread?"
Postie: "mmm....the gift that keeps on giving..teeheehee"
Last edited by ssdd on 29 Sep 2021, 18:56, edited 1 time in total.
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yellowbelly
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Joined: 23 Jun 2015, 15:51
Gender: Male

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Post by yellowbelly »

ssdd wrote: ↑
25 Sep 2021, 15:56
 Manager: "Read it and weep Son! That's your new retirement age whether you like it or not".
Postie: (thinking).....I'll need to ask RobertT how this'll affect my AVCs...
:chuckle :chuckle This one made me laugh out loud (with a nod to RobertT), OH thinks I'm going slightly mad....
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ssdd
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Post by ssdd »

yellowbelly wrote: ↑
29 Sep 2021, 18:45
 OH thinks I'm going slightly mad....
Yep. I'm in the same boat. The looks I get.... :roll:
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sindba
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Joined: 05 Feb 2012, 20:27
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Post by sindba »

I accidentally superglued my hand to this flipchart, can you help please mate?
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k979aaa
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Joined: 03 Sep 2007, 19:14
Gender: Male
Location: THE NORTH

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f**k this jess Im off no wonder they are 2500 people short in RM
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Munchboii
EX ROYAL MAIL
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Joined: 15 Oct 2019, 21:25
Gender: Male

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Post by Munchboii »

162 full timers still need to quit until we make you 40 hours a week
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Chelseablue
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Gender: Female

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Post by Chelseablue »

Heres your 30 year long service award ,, excited posty wtf a plastic little royal mail badge ! Thanks for the appreciation
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POSTMAN
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162 swipe lefts, what do you think the problem is?
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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POSTMAN
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As you can see the share price has tanked, I will need to see your internet browsing history!
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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clashcityrocker
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Location: strummerville

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Post by clashcityrocker »

I know you did 162 hours overtime last week but you still didn't clear the office.
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
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