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Stormproof
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Post by Stormproof »

We normally get some mince pies and loads of 'whine(rs)' in Callers
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets

Illegitimi non carborundum
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davidessex
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Joined: 19 Oct 2007, 15:10

Post by davidessex »

gave barry his 3rd envelope with money in it today..... told him i was informing his customers that he was dead, .......... imagine their faces when he turned up to thank them !!! looked like they,d seen a ghost he said.
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L Tommo
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Post by L Tommo »

DAVE.,.. So your back singing for xmas's Number 1 in the charts this year???


Ahhhhh come on!!! :nana
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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davidessex
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Post by davidessex »

i feel like the evil one in the panto............ but ive enjoyed it and the wife found it funny that my quotes got such a response ! not noted for her sense of humour. ahh well , back to singing in the subway with a cap at my feet.
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k979aaa
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Location: THE NORTH

Post by k979aaa »

davidessex wrote:gave barry his 3rd envelope with money in it today..... told him i was informing his customers that he was dead, .......... imagine their faces when he turned up to thank them !!! looked like they,d seen a ghost he said.
When is your christmas hit's album out for now and for evermore we trust in you in god we trust. :Applause :Applause :Applause
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L Tommo
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Post by L Tommo »

davidessex wrote:i feel like the evil one in the panto............ but ive enjoyed it and the wife found it funny that my quotes got such a response ! not noted for her sense of humour. ahh well , back to singing in the subway with a cap at my feet.

"OH NO YOU AINT." "OH YES YOU ARE." "BIG AL's BEHIND YOU DAVE the rave ESSEX.."


N give back Bazza his dosh mate or i will set Val Doonican on to ya with his xmas knitted cardi's and He is bound to out sell ya for the xmas number 1 spot now dave..... OUTRAGED FROM EAST LONDON... :evil/mad


OUT :crazy:
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EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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davidessex
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Post by davidessex »

as BARRY is MY postman too, think i,ll slip him a disc, no. 1 of course.
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L Tommo
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Post by L Tommo »

Ahhh the spirit of xmas flows thru you DAVE..... Im sooo happy that normality is among us again... We nearly had the first CYBER CHATROOM LYNCHING.......

:crazy: :cfo :lfo

I blame these two :roll:


OUT :wave
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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morrrany
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Joined: 19 May 2007, 15:46

Post by morrrany »

gaza1968 wrote:
davidessex wrote:got asked to day, " where is barry , my regular postman ? " as she stood on the doorstep with an envelope , unstamped, with barry,s name on it. i told her he died two weeks ago.

he hadn,t but why can,t she just give the tip to the postman delivering to her now ?
How Fcuking sick are you you do not deserve a penny
here here
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smokerjim
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Joined: 13 Jun 2007, 22:27
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Location: In a corner, thinking "I've picked a bad week to give up smoking..."

Post by smokerjim »

L Tommo wrote:Ahhh the spirit of xmas flows thru you DAVE..... Im sooo happy that normality is among us again... We nearly had the first CYBER CHATROOM LYNCHING.......

:crazy: :cfo :lfo

I blame these two :roll:


OUT :wave
Well, Tommo, they do seem to epitomise and encourage a mercenary "Get what you can, however you can" attitude, imo....but then neither of them have ever done a day's work in their lives, and certainly never provided a Service to the Public!
I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?

Mail delivery; those that can, do, those that can't, MANAGE!
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L Tommo
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Post by L Tommo »

Jim mate you fecking know it..... These two cant even lie straight in bed.. :lfo :cfo


As for doing a days collar!!!!!

More chance of seeing the HRH on a walk.,....

IMO....


OUT :crazy:
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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DB1100
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Joined: 10 Sep 2007, 14:30

Post by DB1100 »

Gave mine to the RBL,as they do a great job and it makes me feel good
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gaza1968
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Joined: 30 Sep 2007, 20:18

Post by gaza1968 »

davidessex wrote:gave barry his 3rd envelope with money in it today..... told him i was informing his customers that he was dead, .......... imagine their faces when he turned up to thank them !!! looked like they,d seen a ghost he said.
Well done i can sleep easy did the ghost of christmas future vist last night
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johnnyp
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A Bottle Of Plonk

Post by johnnyp »

A customer gave me a bottle of Wine today :Very Happy Looks very nice,from France,12% vol.Will have that with our Christmas Dinner :Very Happy Cheers
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TrueBlueTerrier
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Re: A Bottle Of Plonk

Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

johnnypick wrote:A customer gave me a bottle of Wine today :Very Happy Looks very nice,from France,12% vol.Will have that with our Christmas Dinner :Very Happy Cheers
Thats pretty good - as they say its the thought that counts but I hate french white wine it always tastes like vinegar to me. Image
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