I made up my own take on Slade's 70's classic:
[Verse 1]
Are you hanging up your stocking on your wall?
'coz Santa says then you're a bloody fool
Does he drive a red cross ambulance?
Wear a mask when on his sleigh?
Will he be in lockdown for the bi-ig da-ay?
[Hook]
So here it is, Merry Coronamas
Everybody's looking glum,
Don't Look to the future now
because there isn't one un..un..un
[Verse 2]
Are you waiting for the family to arrive?
Are you sure you got the room to isolate inside?
Does your granny always ask you
Have you had the COVID test?
Otherwise she'll end up falling down with the re-es est
[Hook]
So here it is, Merry Coronamas
Everybody's looking glum,
Don't Look to the future now
because there isn't one un..un
[Bridge]
What will your daddy do when he hears your mama coughing and wheezing?
A-ha.......
[Verse 3]
Are you looking at the charts on your wall?
Are you hoping the infection rate will start to fall?
Do you go and visit the in-laws
In a bubble you have made?
When the virus hits your head
Then you bin slayed
[Outro]
So here it is, Merry Coronamas
Everybody's looking glum,
Don't Look to the future now
because there isn't one un un
So here it is, Merry Coronamas
Everybody's looking glum,
Don't Look to the future now
because there isn't one un un
So here it is, Merry Coronamas
Everybody's looking glum,
(It's Coronamas!)
Don't Look to the future now
because there isn't one un un
