LONDON PAY

[POSTMAN]

We need the extra money for the extra heating we need And then of course there's the winter...................

[not me]

pah southerners ;)

[meweavy]

pah southerners ;)

yeah you lot up north dont have the heating on..

i bet you all use the snow as blankets..and if it gets too chilly,then the dog gets chucked on the bonfire..

[TrueBlueTerrier]

pah southerners ;)

yeah you lot up north dont have the heating on..

i bet you all use the snow as blankets..and if it gets too chilly,then the dog gets chucked on the bonfire..

Only if I've got the spit roast ready. Cant waste meat up here Beef is far too expensive and cats are too quick

By the way I still havent turned on my Central Heating yet waiting for it to get cold.

[meweavy]

pah southerners ;)

yeah you lot up north dont have the heating on..

i bet you all use the snow as blankets..and if it gets too chilly,then the dog gets chucked on the bonfire..

Only if I've got the spit roast ready. Cant waste meat up here Beef is far too expensive and cats are too quick

By the way I still havent turned on my Central Heating yet waiting for it to get cold.

i havent got mine on neither and shock horror,im a soft southern bastard...

sorry but spit roast might have a different meaning down these parts..

[L Tommo]

It happens in every job I did, London is more expensive to live so they get an allowance for working there, it helps keep posties and others in their jobs.

There is also the many attractions to be enjoyed - The London Eye, Museums, Art Galleries, The Opera, The Ballet they aren't cheap you know - the cinema, popcorn, hot dogs - the big ones, not those mingy little things we get up North - it all costs money you know. The theatre - I have heard there is a lot of luvvies down there - and THAT doesn't come cheap you know. TBH we should be sending them a little something each week - we don't need all the money we are paid - No No - what the hell would we spend it on? - you've seen one dark satanic mill and the coal mine you've seen it all really. Once you've got your flat cap and the whippets been fed and you've put 50p in the meter - send the rest to those sophisticates down south, they know a thing or two about culture - hellfire who else would have thought of pie and mash and jellied eels and all that haute cuisine. No! it's the simple life for us boys leave the high living to those who can afford it.

I wonder if there would be any chance of getting an allowance for ..............

Ah but youve never experienced the joys of an explicanation

You see that's something else again - education - when I started school we had the slate and chalk system in fact when I left I had the same slate and chalk.
As far as I am aware I have definitely NOT had the joys of an explicanation - but - Hey I'm broad minded whatever turns you Southern Guys on - I can imagine after a night at the ballet - all those guys in tight leotard keks - spending a bit of the allowance in the gay bars and the next thing you know your waking up next to some toothless Fagin lookalike totally explicanted - hey what the hell.

Get a life mate! let us not be bitter and twisted about what other people get for the higher cost of living in the big smoke. Try coming down here on a a basic wage and having the lifestyle that you desire ( i.e gay bars and ballet) IT CANT BE DONE .. Lets not open the north south divide as that does not help nobody, anyway I have never moaned about going to blackburn and getting a round of drinks in (for 4 people) and getting change of a tenner!!

I get inner London waiting and spend lots of my Money OOP NORTH.. So you northern Monkeys should thank me and every man jack of us that come above the Watford gap to sub you peasants a few quid... Now Manchester isnt much of a backwater and lots of the Cheshire jet set spend enough ive seen.... But the facts are LONDON IS ONE OF THE MOST EXSPENSIVE PLACES IN THE WORLD TO LIVE AND WORK... (for the quality of life)

Now that the dreaded VOTE went wonky for the true working class of this job you northern boys n girls can negotiate for a yorkshireman/ANYMAN... to get you all NON LONDON WAITING... ahhhhh??? And to think you call us SOUTHERN SOFTYS AND ALL THAT.. Stick the dumby back in ya gobs n shut it Im watching the Opera and i cant hear a thing but 4 you PEASANTS!!!


OUT :lfo :cfo

[TrueBlueTerrier]

i havent got mine on neither and shock horror,im a soft southern bastard...

sorry but spit roast might have a different meaning down these parts..

Just to clarify this one

Not the version

[k979aaa]

London'ers deserve everything they get and some more for i would not live in that s**t hole any longer than a day! ps let's forget about pay and "DEFEND OUR CONDITION'S".

[dvbuk55]

I have got a couple of questions here:

Whats central heating?
Whats a spit roast? Don't for gods sake say you spit on the dog when he's on the fire.


Snow is something we practice writing in - you'll see if ever you come North - yellow writing probably extolling the wonders of E=MC² or some other simple task - we usually do it in one wee as well.

And as for Tommo our Northern girls are really grateful for your custom - they say it's easy money - I have no idea what they are talking about of course.

[k979aaa]

I have got a couple of questions here:

Whats central heating?
Whats a spit roast? Don't for gods sake say you spit on the dog when he's on the fire.


Snow is something we practice writing in - you'll see if ever you come North - yellow writing probably extolling the wonders of E=MC² or some other simple task - we usually do it in one wee as well.

And as for Tommo our Northern girls are really grateful for your custom - they say it's easy money - I have no idea what they are talking about of course.

ie northerner's do it best for we always finnish on time.

[leiwolf]

Just so you know the beer is much nicer up north, i think i deserve a pay rise to drink more of it.

The is a valid reason for london postmen to have more money and it is this. If you were working in the same area as :lfo tweedle dee and :cfo tweedle dum, wouldn't you want extra. I call it the moron allowance, for putting up with the morons on their doorstep they get extra.

I use to charge a moron allowance, every time i went on a certain round, a bloke who use to work with us, and who is a gibbering idiot, lives their. Use to bug me everytime i went on that walk. The crazy thing is, i got it as well. Even told the manager why i was claiming it and he just laughed.

[k979aaa]

Just so you know the beer is much nicer up north, i think i deserve a pay rise to drink more of it.

The is a valid reason for london postmen to have more money and it is this. If you were working in the same area as :lfo tweedle dee and :cfo tweedle dum, wouldn't you want extra. I call it the moron allowance, for putting up with the morons on their doorstep they get extra.

I use to charge a moron allowance, every time i went on a certain round, a bloke who use to work with us, and who is a gibbering idiot, lives their. Use to bug me everytime i went on that walk. The crazy thing is, i got it as well. Even told the manager why i was claiming it and he just laughed.

Maybe we could outsource tweedle dum and tweedle dee to india with a consummate drop in earning's potential that maybe be the kick up the back side for the coffee drinking brigade!.

[leiwolf]

Just so you know the beer is much nicer up north, i think i deserve a pay rise to drink more of it.

The is a valid reason for london postmen to have more money and it is this. If you were working in the same area as :lfo tweedle dee and :cfo tweedle dum, wouldn't you want extra. I call it the moron allowance, for putting up with the morons on their doorstep they get extra.

I use to charge a moron allowance, every time i went on a certain round, a bloke who use to work with us, and who is a gibbering idiot, lives their. Use to bug me everytime i went on that walk. The crazy thing is, i got it as well. Even told the manager why i was claiming it and he just laughed.

Maybe we could outsource tweedle dum and tweedle dee to india with a consummate drop in earning's potential that maybe be the kick up the back side for the coffee drinking brigade!.

Thats a really bloody great idea, at least over their they can't cause too much trouble, now can they. I know leighton and crozier got their eyes on the england manager job, but surely these two can't make it worst

[dvbuk55]

Maybe they could be in a call centre, then when I'm ringing to complain I might get someone who speaks English for a change.

[k979aaa]

Maybe they could be in a call centre, then when I'm ringing to complain I might get someone who speaks English for a change.

And that is all dependent on them getting off their fat arse's when the phone ring's not much chance then!. I was thinking the rickshaw buisness would be right up their street after all their lack of investment in this service would not look to remiss over their or would it!?.