So today i risked my life to deliver..........

5plusbonusball · Post by **5plusbonusball** » 08 Apr 2020, 19:38

A plastic measuring jug from China, 6 weeks at sea, worth $1 !

manchesterpunk · Post by **manchesterpunk** » 08 Apr 2020, 20:02

a little bit of joy to a largely appreciative society.

Fdeezy · Post by **Fdeezy** » 08 Apr 2020, 20:19

Rumple wrote:Dildo's.

I delivered an Ann Summers package that weighed well over 1kg. I stuck around to see who answered the door. She looked the type to have ordered a giant dildo. I was hoping for more of a fantasy in the making.

Cluaran · Post by **Cluaran** » 08 Apr 2020, 20:56

A box of cheese and onion frisps!!!

Post69 · Post by **Post69** » 08 Apr 2020, 21:14

All you deliver you may think is shite but the recipients who ordered the stuff don't think that

antcpfc · Post by **antcpfc** » 08 Apr 2020, 21:23

I delivered a shovel today to a first floor flat.

redneck · Post by **redneck** » 08 Apr 2020, 23:31

Post69 wrote:All you deliver you may think is shite but the recipients who ordered the stuff don't think that

We should not be delivering non essential items. We are being taken for fools by the company as we continue to risk passing infection on. Business as usual. Today i delivered a set of BMX handlebars and went beyond the call of duty, threading them through the letterbox without damage to either box or bars. And a mannequin.

Post by **HTPostman** » 09 Apr 2020, 08:25

Hair extensions (from China)
Connect 4
A pizza cutter
An umbrella

All essential items.

It’s even more ironic when you deliver some oven gloves to a house that has one of those cute ‘thank you postman’ pictures in the window.

The NHS don’t want claps they want PPE, more funding, and when this is over a big pay rise.

I don’t want thanks and nice drawings stuck on the door, I want people to think before they buy.

Post by **nightmail** » 09 Apr 2020, 08:48

redneck wrote:
Post69 wrote:All you deliver you may think is shite but the recipients who ordered the stuff don't think that
We should not be delivering non essential items. We are being taken for fools by the company as we continue to risk passing infection on. Business as usual. Today i delivered a set of BMX handlebars and went beyond the call of duty, threading them through the letterbox without damage to either box or bars. And a mannequin.

How did you get a friggin mannequin through a letterbox?

twoloops · Post by **twoloops** » 09 Apr 2020, 09:30

Have you noticed that these compulsive buyers of tat, their houses are usually also s**t tips, I think it's probably an illness?

Post by **wacko74** » 09 Apr 2020, 10:35

twoloops wrote:Have you noticed that these compulsive buyers of tat, their houses are usually also s**t tips, I think it's probably an illness?

I find it's usually the non working ''single'' mothers on benefits who buy the most tat and who's houses and gardens are full of piles of stuff (hard to tell what is rubbish and what isn't)... it sure is a tough life for those who actively choose to be on benefits.

(RMC's resident White Knight, Woke, SJW will be along shortly to inform me how wrong and judgemental I am)

poisonpostie · Post by **poisonpostie** » 09 Apr 2020, 17:34

What is the point of this thread, its all essential if it keeps people at home and keeps them mentally happy.

Cazter101 · Post by **Cazter101** » 10 Apr 2020, 03:43

A Toilet Seat! Huge John Lewis Parcels, and the normal random toot, including the new normal - heavy liquids of some description - oh and not to forget the 500x of Boris’s letter (That 99% of People heard a week ago!)

Woody Guthrie · Post by **Woody Guthrie** » 10 Apr 2020, 07:21

poisonpostie wrote:What is the point of this thread.....

It allows people a safe place to release their frustration with people ordering rubbish.
I would have thought that was obvious.

Post by **SpacePhoenix** » 10 Apr 2020, 10:07

Just popped onto eBay and searched for "Boris letter" and some people have already stuck them on eBay!