So today i risked my life to deliver..........

ashadd · Post by **ashadd** » 08 Apr 2020, 16:40

Two bottles of fairy liquid and an axe.....,....

ssdd · Post by **ssdd** » 08 Apr 2020, 16:55

He must be trying to give the missus the 'slip', or the 'chop'. Hopefully not both!

In the last couple of weeks I've also delivered an axe (it was more like a hatchet), and a couple of baseball bats!

frankieboy · Post by **frankieboy** » 08 Apr 2020, 16:58

NHS letters, medicines, parcel of rubber gloves, oh and bottles of sanitizer for one elderly couple, almost forgot letters from Boris.

glenfiddich · Post by **glenfiddich** » 08 Apr 2020, 17:09

knitting needles,phone cover and quite a few picture postcards of the kids to grandma along with all the rest of the usual junk

Rumple · Post by **Rumple** » 08 Apr 2020, 17:46

Dildo's.

Lou84 · Post by **Lou84** » 08 Apr 2020, 18:17

I had car mats the other day !!
A t-shirt

A box of roast chicken crisps, I'm requesting salt&vinegar for tomorrow

Post by **wallop** » 08 Apr 2020, 18:19

Rumple wrote:Dildo's.

I noticed an increase in such items last week.
This week i've delivered a washing up brush and some paper plates, four of them just enough to see out the forthcoming collapse of soceity.

Post by **CRIBMAD** » 08 Apr 2020, 18:28

my lad delivered a plastic bin , a bog brush (plus holder though !), case of muscle builder supplement (think i need that), 3 huge bags of packing foam or whatever the e bay sellers use, ohhhhhh i really give up now thank god im off on holiday for a week !

noggin1969 · Post by **noggin1969** » 08 Apr 2020, 18:35

200 balls for a ball pool , a soil riddle , lampshades , numerous " in plain wrapping " packets with LHTrading , Gold Group and Bondara return addresses , plant pots and a 100 and 1 other essentials + the Boris ltrs and a leaflet about adoption.

postslippete · Post by **postslippete** » 08 Apr 2020, 18:41

Bog rolls. Still the nation's favourite item in a crisis

Pumpernickel · Post by **Pumpernickel** » 08 Apr 2020, 18:47

Baseball cap, other odd clothes, couple of NHS parcels, pack of contact lenses and a rather large selection of paperback literature.

Post by **wacko74** » 08 Apr 2020, 18:47

A big box of Cheese and Onion Frisps.

payetwhu · Post by **payetwhu** » 08 Apr 2020, 18:54

Andrex won on ebay

mailroyaly · Post by **mailroyaly** » 08 Apr 2020, 18:56

cuddly toy

Post by **Munchboii** » 08 Apr 2020, 19:17

A spade and 5 boxes of wine