"Evening All, I understand you have chosen to ignore the Government's Health Guidlines and have in fact not isolated yourself in your Family home. On your return from your Holiday in Italy you instead though you'd drive a hundred miles to your second home in this sleepy country village .... stopping at the Local bakers and corner shop to possibly infect others. You have one hour to pack your bags .... return to your Family Home in London .... where one of my colleagues from the Metropolitan Police will be round within 24 hours to check you've arrived there, and are in fact self isolating .... If you chose to disregard this request we will self isolate you in one of Her Majesty's Prisons .... there's a lot more room in them now.... Goodday"!
Now that would be interesting to watch.